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It certainly feels like everybody involved is just reluctantly humouring everybody else and hopes they won't be the ones who end up holding the bag once the whole thing goes belly-up.

My hot take is that zombies were invented so that American movie heroes finally have an enemy they can believably outsmart.

Whaaaat? Didn't you read all the buzzwords up there? A game advertised with soooo, sooooo many buzzwords must be awesome.

Now, does anybody have some steel wool for my eyes?

Oh no, cover your ears, poor innocent American! You heard nothing.

This is almost as bad as when we had to carpet bomb another village to a crater last week to prevent the public from finding out that ...

^women^ ^have^ ^nipples^ ^too^

Or powerwalked really fast.

Only until Trump is no longer the GOP's darling. As soon as his grip on the Republican party's balls is no longer all-encompassing, it'll turn out that nobody ever really liked him or knew him at all and they actually were never really with him to begin with. Donald who again?

And even if he had been found guilty of a crime, then it would just have been a rigged trial. Innocence thus proven. Checkmate, laws.

Hey! HEY! That is a vile insinuation! They'd never do that and also they only suppress votes for the other party and those don't count anyway, so what if they do it when it's perfectly fine seeing how they could never win if they allowed the election to be run fairly, and in conclusion, voter suppression is great and everybody should do it (except for non-republicans).

Wait, what were we talking about again?

The point is that he's proven that his claim of deporting "illegal" people has no meaning at all. When faced with the fact that the Springfield migrants are objectively not illegals, he put the goalpost one step back and claimed that their being legal was illegal because something something Khamala Harris. So if we can conclude that actual legal status will not be a factor in his musings about who is and is not illegal, the only prediction that can be made is that his plan is to deport anybody he THINKS SHOULD be illegal and I would not mind betting that his criteria will coincidentally encompass the racial minorities he dislikes, regardless of what previous laws considered legal or not.

The actual line was "Its behind!" because the original "Dat ass!" didn't score well with focus groups.

You forgot step zero of the kleptocracy: blame the Democrats and/or some defenseless minority whose vote you don't need.