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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (4 children)

If you don’t have lemmy nobody will fuck you.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Her: "What's Lemmy?"

Me: "It's like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011."

Her: (visibly drying)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

"It's like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011."

Now we just need Woody Harrelson in here talking about Rampart.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Her: (visibly drying)

Ben Shapiro intensifies.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

lmao is this a copypasta or OC?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Haha copypasta.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Like that scene from Indiana Jones The Last Crusader

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's ok you can fk me

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Redditor? Forever virgin.

Lemming? Sex machine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

for me it usually one of the three: What's a lemmy? What is this lemming site? What did you do to Lenny?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That’s true. A lemmy account is our age’s horga'hn.