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[–] [email protected] 89 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ok what is this 12mn 12nn madness

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I assumed NooN and MidNight

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh I know what they put them there for. I just find it obscene.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I dunno, people get confused by 12pm often, this feels like a relatively elegant solution.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Solution could be to learn what AM and PM means. Ante meridiem (before midday) and post meridiem (after midday).

Or use 24h time. Then you can omit the midday factor altogether.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Well, the definitions aren't really all that helpful. 12pm is neither before nor after midday, while 12am is exactly 12 hours before and after midday.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Easy way to think about it is that 12 is actually the 0th hour.

0 AM and 0 PM make more sense.

I wish everyone just used military time.

0:00 to 23:59. Nothing to screw up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

12am...12 hours...after midnight??

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

'this often confuses people'

'here's a solution: learn'

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Of course there’s also that other solution. You know, the one the rest of the world uses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Suddenly having a base with 12 is good? I bet you split hours into fractions too.

/joke

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you don’t know what nn and mn mean it means nothing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I can never differ between am and pm, because we don't use that here - well, at least I always mix it up

mn instead was very intuitive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

A test of concentration, clearly you're not one of us

[–] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Translation: 1:00, 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 13:00, 14:00, 15:00, 16:00, 17:00, 18:00, 19:00, 20:00, 21:00, 22:00, 23:00, 0:00

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

First time I've ever seen noon and midnight represented as 12nn and 12mn, and I'm kinda down for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I wish in English we said 19 o'clock out loud, and I'm not ashamed (even though I know it'll never happen)

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

To anyone reading this, do you find yourself unable to keep from nodding off in the middle of the day? You might have sleep apnea. If you can see a doctor, you should. I got a cpap and it changed my life. I went from being able to fall asleep anywhere at any time (and having to take a nap on my lunch break), to being truly well-rested every day for the first time in years.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

I fell asleep half way through that paragraph

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

And if you don't have sleep apnea, you might have narcolepsy. It's not as dramatic and obvious as is portrayed in movies.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I know it's a joke, but this led me to get diagnosed with narcolepsy. So, just FYI.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh my god you communicate with the spirits of the dead!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I see you slinging jokes around in the comments and I'm here for it. Nice work OP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Just doing my part good sir

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Could also just be an insomniac like me. No narcolepsy and I can sleep like a baby, but getting to sleep is like pulling teeth. Life's responsibilities don't follow my shitty sleep patterns tho, so I'm constantly not getting enough sleep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It's the opposite for me. Usually, I can fall asleep very quickly and easily. But I can't stay asleep and I don't feel rested after sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

First time I've seen the distinction 12nn and 12mn for noon and midnight - I like it!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It works, but it's still a workaround for a thoroughly confusing notation instead of just using 24h time.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I thought this was Tommy Wiseau as I scrolled past...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

"I did not hit her, I did not! Oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Mark!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

...but it was the queen bitch of WhoTheFuckCares.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Definitely would have made the meme much better.

Hi, doggie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Queen of the glory hole.