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edit: everyone, this is obviously fake

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

I LOVE UNSOURCED DATA!

spongebob-i-fucking-love O

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

Some MFers doing 1 shit per week.

How?

Some anti-italian-action MFers doing 55+ shits per week.

HOW?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

North Macedonians confirmed to be snake/owl/whatever animal that digests a whole meal over the course of a week people. Same for Baltics and Irish.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

North Macedonia observing no shit November

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

thank you for coming to my shit post

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

This is obviously fake, you can tell because it says British people shit less than six times a day

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Assuming 15 minutes per shit Italians spend almost 14 hours shitting per week.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Data is heckin' beautiful ppb-gigachad

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Are they all on opiates??

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How does practically everyone in an entire country shit 7+ times a day? Have Italians not discovered fiber?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

its all the spaghett. People weren't made for wh'eat.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

If my boss asks why I'm away from my desk so often, just tell her I'm Italian

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

This could have been the only funny post on the fake news comm.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Is this real life?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

ILE ONI KURWA SRAJĄ??? CO??? :meow-holding-head-scared-emoji-i-cant-remember-the-name-of:

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I genuinely cracked up seeing your comment thanks

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

This thread is a joy

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

moving to Italy to get 90 paid shittin breaks at work every day

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

brb moving to Italy to cure my chronic constipation fake-peppino-run

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

All the ones with 10 are centrists

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Why are turds considered sites of world heritage?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

You clearly haven't seen my turds.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

A Reddit link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on Teddit and Libreddit, which are Reddit frontends that protect your privacy.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I have laughed so hard and long at this I am crying and now have the hiccups. totally gonna pass it around and let people figure out it's fake on their own.

great content.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

freud noted the link between money and constipation a long time ago

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