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God fucks
David Sloss had a good routine about cancer patients thanking god rather than their doctor. I believe it was in the first of his two Netflix specials (also has one on HBO, if I recall). Be sure to watch his specials in order as he sometimes refers back to earlier bits and the punchlines could get spoiled going out of order.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_evil
In philosophy of religion, the problem of evil, also known as the problem of suffering, is the philosophical question of how to reconcile the existence of evil and suffering with the notion of an omnipotent, omnibenevolent, and omniscient God.
Philosophers have been considering this one for at least 2300 years.
I'll update this post when they come to a firm conclusion.
I remember a local story a few years back about a woman who lost two children in a house fire. She thanked god for sparing the rest.
That's some abused spouse logic right there.
Because "gOd WoRkS iN mYsTeRiOuS wAyS". They use that hand wave to justify it all.
Train crash kills 99 of 100 people
It's a miracle!
You see, I had to save you by sacrificing Myself to Me, because the animal blood was not enough to satiate Me and Myself. If I hadn't of sacrificed Myself to Me, I would have had to kill you all for your filthy vileness that I made in My and Me's image by Myself and Me. I will return soon, and then I'll murder most of you with the demons that I made with Myself, and My Son and Me will rule the rest of you for a thousand years and then Me and Me and the Magic Bird and you will live forever and ever and I promise I won't kill you anymore or anything for real.
Because fairytales aren't real? I thought adults were supposed to know that...
Faith, AKA follow along our cult and shut the fuck up! He has a plan and his plan don't like you mutha fucka.
Because they won't say it but they like being dominated by sky daddy
Religious folks generally arent all that great at looking at their religion critcally.
Religion and indoctrinates you to believe that everything bad that happens to you is your own fault, and everything good that happens is because of god.
Sometimes the bad is attributed to satan. ...whom god created and continues to allow to do evil, I guess, because something something "free will" and we're just supposed to ignore all the times god instantly killed other beings who took actions against his will.
Mysterious ways, how dare you ask reasonable questions, etc etc. It's all about victim-blaming.
"Also, all is according to my design, and you going to Hell for all eternity was always part of my ineffable plan."
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