** takes pill **
THREE HOURS LATER…
Wake up. We're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?
Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I've heard them saying we've reached Morrowind; I'm sure they'll let us go!
Quiet. Here comes the nurse.
That just straight up Jumanjis you into the game
Takes Pill
Passes out...
Wake up to EMT staring down at you
Hey you, you're finally awake... Didn't think we were going to get you back from Oblivion for a minute there...
I had to read on these. Apparently they are unregulated pharmaceuticals sold as dietary supplements, because for some reason labelling things as supplements makes them out of scope for safety regulators?
And now they are game branded.
Great, now I want to start the game and not finish the main quest for the hundreth time again.
You take these and cliff racers start attacking
It's obviously Skooma
:: takes pill ::
5 minutes after it kicks in
Me: What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."
Cops: WTF is this dude on?!
Mmm moon suger :3
Khajit has wares, IF you have coin...
You would have be crazy to take it, the last thing I want is to deal with Cliffracers chasing me around.
Hi, my name's Rumba and I'm a licensed pharmacist in four states....
/s
starts clipping through map
What are gas station pills? Is this some weirdly branded viagra? I've never seen this before...
Mm, what I'm really after is Oblivion...
Hey you, you're finally erect.
spoiler
I know it's from Skyrim, just let me have this
Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming.
Are they? Have they ever been less than maximum sketch?
Let’s make this quick, outlander. I haven’t much time.
Untested CHIMicals
For when you want to make your partner CHIM
The Elder’s Pole III : Hollowskin
Skooma comes in pill form?
Clerks Aporoved
Reminds me of this guy, he cracks me up. Informative & funny.
They let you jump really high. But you have to land within 15 seconds or you'll die.
Speak quickly, Outlander.
why don’t people just buy viagra instead?
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