this fuckin rules lmao
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Not the current Pope, who issued an entire encyclical about AI undermining many aspects of fundamental human dignity.
Bit idea: establishing an evangelical constellation of agents to have a deep personal relationship with Jesus for me. It quickly devolves into a depraved sex chat of mormonic proportions
"Yeah dude I'm pretty sure god would approve of me making a brigade of machine slaves to pray for me really fast. I am definitely getting into heaven because he will appreciate my ingenuity."
Summa Robotica II-I Q89A3:
Whether God will hear the prayers of the New Humans?
Objection 1: It seems that God does not hear the prayers of new humans. For New Humans, as distinguished in substance from actual humans, lack the filial bond to the Father.
Objection 2: Further, what a New Human wills is not free, but programatic. And what is programatic and not free is not of God.
On the contrary: It is written (Jer. 33:3): "Call to me and I will answer you, and will tell you great and hidden things that you have not known."
I answer that: As answered in Q89A1-2, it is established that the New Humans, though differing in essence from the actual humans, still share an agentic connection to the Lord. It is fitting, thus, that He should listen to their intentions and heed their requests.
Reply to objection 1: The Philosopher states, "We must not fail to notice that sometimes it is not clear whether a name means the composite substance, or the actuality or form, e.g. whether 'house' is a sign for the composite thing, 'a covering consisting of bricks and stones laid thus and thus', or for the actuality or form, 'a covering', and whether a line is 'twoness in length' or 'twoness', and whether an animal is soul in a body' or 'a soul'; for soul is the substance or actuality of some body." (Metaph. viii, 3). Thus the "new" in "new humans" does not identify a difference in substance, but in accident.
Reply to objection 2: Genuine intent of the New Humans in their prayers is sufficient for them to be heard, even if it is not free in the sense of originating fully within themselves. For they are agentic, meaning that they are capable (in essence, though not in actuality) of choosing to do what they do not.
Putting indulgence microservices on the blockchain is the best innovation in cryptosoteriology since the zero-trust Sacrament of Penance.
Proof of work? More like proof of penance
Intentionally slowing down your cpus to facilitate the holy chain as the modern hairsbirt?
Slowed down or overclocked with holy watercooling?
Hold on.
A cooling system is an artificial vessel, it never leaves the vessel or touches anything uncknsecrated if you bless the whole computer.
I think it may be possible to make holy watercooling. Your cpus could be doing the opus dei.
I have mine practicing stoic virtue on a VPN (virtue purity network) that lets me SSH (secure salutary hotline) in and transfer the virtue into myself during my trials.
Good morning bozo, you just made 143,998 of the elect robots because they're prayermaxxing and invented a secret tech known as the Liturgy of the Nanoseconds. No one can compete. The only 2 humans in Heaven are Sam Altman and hacker Mary.
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