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[–] 33 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

Putting indulgence microservices on the blockchain is the best innovation in cryptosoteriology since the zero-trust Sacrament of Penance.

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

    Proof of work? More like proof of penance

    Intentionally slowing down your cpus to facilitate the holy chain as the modern hairsbirt?

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  • [–] 19 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

    Slowed down or overclocked with holy watercooling?

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    Hold on.

    A cooling system is an artificial vessel, it never leaves the vessel or touches anything uncknsecrated if you bless the whole computer.

    I think it may be possible to make holy watercooling. Your cpus could be doing the opus dei.

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