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[–] 2 points 1 hour ago

Look what they have to do to imitate a fraction of our antifa supersoldier dogs' power.

doggo-matapacos

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago

    It sounds more like metal gear tbh

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  • [–] 7 points 6 hours ago

    K9 units when the K10 unit walks in

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  • [–] 3 points 6 hours ago

    Need a Kim Yo Jong emoji, wielding a stick to beat rabid dogs to death with biden-horror

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  • [–] 26 points 11 hours ago

    He is the boss guy who sends waves of varying atrocities against you, starting with killer robots and genetically enhanced killer dogs.

    He's waiting for you with in a giant mech suit that keeps losing pieces, becoming an increasingly smaller mech suit.

    You can do this.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    naw thats ricky from trailer park boys.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 hours ago

    just buy a mountain lair and put sharks with laser beams on their heads into a pool, why are these losers so devoid of whimsy with all their money?

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  • [–] 29 points 14 hours ago

    Hope one gets a good chomp on him.

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  • [–] 29 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

    How can you be that rich and not aware of what a dork you look like? At least Elon puts a blazer on sometimes.

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  • [–] 19 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

    That was my first thought. How can anyone take one look at this guy and think it's a good idea to give him your money?

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  • [–] 26 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

    pretty sure it's by design. in his natural state he'd probably look bland and soulless like Zuckerberg. but some clever PR people made him wear slippers and reddit shirts and a gross goatee so millennials will look at him and go "he's just a harmless dweeb, just like us"

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  • [–] 22 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    "he's just a harmless dweeb, just like us"

    That would have worked like circa 2010 but everyone fucking hates nerds now because destroying our planet. Maybe his PR team are a bunch of reddit millennial hanger-ons.

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  • [–] 26 points 13 hours ago

    I'd say it's still a purposeful effort to make him look more human, a "wacky eccentric" "outside of the establishment" "probably too smart to care about appearances" rather than looking like a stereotypical evil tech oligarch in a standard male haircut and office shirt + hiking vest

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  • [–] 18 points 13 hours ago

    If nothing else, the fucking facial hair! He looks like a dude who works in a porn shop.

    I get why some billionaires dress like dweebs because they just wants to wear what's comfortable don't give a fuck, but he has to actually sculpt that goatee thing. Plus the guy has the money for a barber, a good barber too.

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  • [–] 18 points 14 hours ago (1 child)