All sex is ranked and competitive, the opposite of casual is formal, doing the hokey cokey with someone you have a contract with, like your wife or your boss.

What about Business Casual Sex?

I mean, there are definitely avenues to go pro.

The DRM on competitive sex is really annoying though, practically excludes Linux users.

What about Arcade Sex and Custom Sex?

So, just porn?

There a speed event? Cause I’ll kick ass in that.

Competitive sex is porn. They literally give out awards every year in Vegas.

Isn't that the porn industry?

"Fast casual sex" implies the existence of "michelin rated sex".

It exists. A few years ago, it was supposed to be arranged in a venue in Sweden, but the event was cancelled for some reason. Apparently, there are judges that judge based on different factors, like quality of foreplay and sensuality. So apparently not a race, but more like a dancing competition.

I really don't know, and I'm just paraphrasing what was mentioned on a radio broadcast back then.

I know it’s just a joke and I know I’m taking this way too seriously but the “ thing implies the existence of thing” meme really annoys me, because no it doesn’t imply that at all.

I know that's a thing at the Texas ren fest.

I'm ranked at Bronze I after a decade or so playing.

We have that. AVN announces winners every year.

I'm in the 100m dash, trying to get sub 10s.

I was high once and had the idea that masturbation could be an olympic sport. Even worked out the scoring metrics. For men it would be based on duration, and distance/volume, and for women it would be based on style points for Dildo use/ girth/length taken etc.

I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME, FFS Relax. I don't need a litany of how disgusting that is.

Tinder

It's graded on speed, endurance, technique and style

Just ask Debbie and Bonnie Blue!

Look I have a Master Guardian Elite rank in sex. I don't know if I could handle Global Elite.

My best streak was 6 hours!--not actually a joke, not sure what I was thinking but it was funny when she fell asleep on the toilet.