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[โ€“] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I was high once and had the idea that masturbation could be an olympic sport. Even worked out the scoring metrics. For men it would be based on duration, and distance/volume, and for women it would be based on style points for Dildo use/ girth/length taken etc.

I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME, FFS Relax. I don't need a litany of how disgusting that is.

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