You know Kash's reception is gonna be a banger

prediction: what brings an end to his public service will be when he accidentally fucks some paperwork and tries to get the FBI business office to cover the bachelor party cocaine line item on the invoice, and not the security/transportation line items.

she seems like the kind of person who will perform a song at her own wedding

When the photographer tells you to "think some happy thoughts and give me your biggest smile" and he blanks out dreaming about whiskey, coke and horse porn and she thinks about how many people from her highschool have cPTSD because of her.

This is because of the bestiality thing

Aww. They look so happy. Im kinda sad Im not invited to the wedding ....but I will manage

Lowkey Kash looks like the kind of dude who would abandon his kids without a second thought for a woman marrying him. I bet you hes down bad and does whatever you ask (derogatory).

I give this marriage 4 years absolute tops.

Sitting at their table would be like watching two furbies talking to each other.

He seems like he'd have a much happier life doing real estate, selling coaching on the side, being the biggest AI supporter you know, and using peptides from Mexico. What the fuck is he doing in the FBI?

Honestly I'm just shocked both eyes are staring at the camera.