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You are NOT invited to the wedding, feel bad yet? (thelemmy.club)
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[–] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Coke fueled whisky binge watching the dancers, harassing everyone in sight. Someone is going to be puking before 10pm and ends up in a hospital for alcohol poisoning.

I give them 12-14 months.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago

    He comes home from a long day at work and she's not even there. In fact - all her stuff is missing. What the fuck! He calls her. She says she's at a hotel and he should not use FBI agents to find out which one. She asks him a question.

    "You know what today is?"

    "Yeah."

    "What is it?"

    "It's... I know... It's..."

    "It's our anniversy! And you forgot!"

    "No I didn't."

    "You did!"

    "I didn't. I was using code. They might be listening."

    "Can you tell the truth about anything?"

    "I've never lied to you, baby."

    etc

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