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[–] 12 points 3 weeks ago

He comes home from a long day at work and she's not even there. In fact - all her stuff is missing. What the fuck! He calls her. She says she's at a hotel and he should not use FBI agents to find out which one. She asks him a question.

"You know what today is?"

"Yeah."

"What is it?"

"It's... I know... It's..."

"It's our anniversy! And you forgot!"

"No I didn't."

"You did!"

"I didn't. I was using code. They might be listening."

"Can you tell the truth about anything?"

"I've never lied to you, baby."

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