"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"

"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.

She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"

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[–] 6 points 12 hours ago

Comes back with a tiny carton

He brought condensed

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  • [–] 45 points 1 day ago

    I know we're simple people who enjoy simple jokes, but that's probably the best one I've seen in a long time.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    He said "you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best."

    She said "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to me chest".

    Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)

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  • [–] 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    Everything looks so grimy. I hope these dudes brought their own towels.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago*

    No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes.

    From South Park.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    First time I heard this joke was here. At about 50 seconds South Park - Milk Man

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    This is the second milk joke. What is going on.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    People want to use the past your eyes joke again and it’s too soo.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I don't get it. I read it as "past-the-waist" - the answer should be "Yes, up to my shoulders".

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