▲ 219 ▼ A lady tells her milkman she wants to take a bath in milk (lemmy.world) submitted 3 weeks ago by workerONE@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world 31 comments fedilink hide all child comments "I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?" "Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks. She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children) but no one drinks past your eyes any more! The milk is clearly below the eyes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago Is that sprem samples? permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago Harvested from fallen IDF solders permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago Is that sprem samples? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago Harvested from fallen IDF solders permalink fedilink source parent