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A lady tells her milkman she wants to take a bath in milk (lemmy.world)
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"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"

"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.

She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"

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[–] 6 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

but no one drinks past your eyes any more!

The milk is clearly below the eyes!

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