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A lady tells her milkman she wants to take a bath in milk (lemmy.world)
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"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"

"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.

She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"

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[–] 45 points 1 day ago

I know we're simple people who enjoy simple jokes, but that's probably the best one I've seen in a long time.

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