▲ 213 ▼ A lady tells her milkman she wants to take a bath in milk (lemmy.world) submitted 1 day ago by workerONE@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world 31 comments fedilink hide all child comments "I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?" "Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks. She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"
[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago Comes back with a tiny carton He brought condensed permalink fedilink source