▲ 210 ▼ A lady tells her milkman she wants to take a bath in milk (lemmy.world) submitted 1 day ago by workerONE@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world 31 comments fedilink hide all child comments "I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?" "Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks. She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago 100% this is in the backrooms somewhere. permalink fedilink source parent