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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 day ago by workerONE@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"

"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.

She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"

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[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He said "you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best."

She said "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to me chest".

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago

Poor Ernie :(

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[–] kip@piefed.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

says on wikipedia that the song was written in 1955 so this joke is potentially 71 years old, but the oldest released version is from 1970: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef6edDwphhk&t=47s

it's a classic anyway

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[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That takes me back a bit!

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