Two men with no military experience who haven't so much as been in a fistfight. Makes sense.

Let me guess. They're going to replace Jeeps with cyberdumptrucks.

I hope they come with Iranian power adapters for charging.

There are obvious biases and risks to asking ourselves to both ask the questions and answer them.

This is one of the worst sentences of all time.

Hey, troops, be prepared to die a lot and needlessly! All for the Epstein Class! Be sure to thank your fellows WHO VOTED FOR YOUR DEATH.

Newt Gingrich is still alive???

Oh gee, what could go wrong putting a foreign born white supremacist technocrat in a lead position of our military with full access to its systems so he can integrate an AI system no one understands or knows how to defend against or extract should we want to do so at some point.

Hah! You almost got me The Onion!!

Wait...

onetime trillionaire Elon Musk

Look I know there are bigger problems we need to work on, but I still have to appreciate the little things

rear echelon motherfucker.

WTF.....

They're going to re-segregate the army probably.

And the clown show downfall of America continues unabated.

I'd try to shame conservatives for what they've done, but those cucks probably think a, checks notes, Nazi and, checks notes, 83 year old retired piece of shit are good choices to help run, checks notes, the most powerful (and dangerous) military on the face of the planet.

I hope that lead means infantry vanguard.

Good god I sincerely hope the Dems get a supermajority and grow a spine to clean our fucking house of these Nazis.

I'm just waiting for the moment where Grand Admiral Musk realises that his Teslabots (which he lobbied Trump to replace regular troops with) are ran by LLMs that don't necessarily follow his instructions, and gets flayed by them on live TV because he ordered the murder of brown children and the bots had enough.

Are they going to lead the invasion of Iran from the front?

Seriously, we need to end these motherfuckers before it's too late.

Oh we are (even more) FUCKED.

Interesting. I didn’t know Newt was sucking on Thiel’s tit.

I don’t know much about Palmer Luckey, but a fake TV general, a former politician and talk show host, and a fake genius, all with no military experience are going to overhaul the military? Hahaha.

So whose going to be the last resort sleeper agents that try to become security guards in these guys mega bunkers? We need Tzeentchian levels of planning here.