The law only matters to us poor folks. It isn't applied to the rich.

The Grapes of Wrath

Well, for one, she's still alive

Fork found in kitchen.

Easy now, they'll go through and downvote every comment you've ever made. 🤣

I know what corn syrup is, dumbass. Do you think that fast food and junk food is all that we have?

So how does one celebrate it? Be a horrible racist?

Yeah, in the age of social media this line doesn't work. Y'all show off your beans on toast and baked potatoes with tuna like it's a treasure chest.

I was just being silly. You're good