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[–] 4 points 7 hours ago

One of them needs to hurry up and cast fireball.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 hours ago

    Oh so that's why he's incontinent, it's the evil witches.

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  • [–] 12 points 21 hours ago

    Stupid sexy witches

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  • [–] 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

    I mean the whole "conservative christians are crazy" is pretty well established and whatnot. This should be to no-ones surprise. Yet at the same time:

    Witches? Really? That's the thing you're concerned about? In todays day and age where goosestepping idiots are robbing the world. Where the planet is literally on fire.

    And you're worried some people might be wishing ill on mister wannabe hitler the pedo-rapist conman over there?

    Let alone you're automatically assuming this about someome you dissagree with politically.

    PROVE IT.

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  • [–] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    Why isn’t she more impactful at this??

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  • [–] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

    There is an actual book on how to curse Trump I have seen it.

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  • [–] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm close with a wiccan priestess and I can assure you AOC has nothing to do with the endeavor

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  • [–] 94 points 1 day ago (29 children)

    A coven of witches cast harmful spells on a person day and night.

    He becomes president of the USA, then a billionaire. He avoids jail time for serious crimes.

    Wow, the power of witchcraft is staggering

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  • [–] 31 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.

    barf

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    I know it's a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting "prayers for Trump" in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.

    Like I know it's very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you're pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)

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    [–] 23 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Clearly these witches powers are waining, is there anyway we can help?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I mean honestly if you're not supporting at least two Etsy witch covens then what are you doing with your life?

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    [–] 85 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Does that mean conservative Christians admit the president is not of sound mind?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago*

    Which does not mean much, as "Conservative Christian" is a sure sign of insanity.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Are they trying to make me like AOC even more?

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  • [–] 32 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    I think it's about time we grow out of religious thinking

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    [–] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)
  • Nice. She has my vote.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    🫡 thanks for your service

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago

    Conservative Christians - the ones who are so Nationalist?

    Nat-C’s, if you will

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    Religion is a mental illness.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago

    Not being terribly effective, unfortunately.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I want to contribute to this go fund me.

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    [–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    In a postindustrial society, in the third decade of the 21st century of the common era, a plurality of the population believe in witchcraft.

    This is why I have little to no hope for our future.

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