This is probably her best strip ever.
My wife and I were giggling like loons for days after running across it.
This is probably her best strip ever.
My wife and I were giggling like loons for days after running across it.
Muster the host!
Fun fact: The only way to get a tan is through increasing your risk of skin cancer:
In the second process, triggered primarily by UVB, there is an increase in production of melanin (melanogenesis),[10] which is the body's reaction to direct DNA photodamage (formation of pyrimidine dimers) from UV radiation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_tanning
(The first process is generally not what people refer to by tanning)
Remember to always use sun screen folks!
What exactly is embarrassing in being pale?
A couple hundred years ago being pale was a sign of affluence, since it meant you didn't have to work outside in the fields. Somewhere halfway last century it flipped around. It became an indication that you could afford vacation to places where you could tan, especially in winter times. Some people still care about shit like that.
Also matters which country you're in, since many places have the exact opposite preference.
Moronic beauty standards where you are never enough no matter what you do or what you look like.
Western ideology: βYouβre suppose to be as white as possible, then youβre suppose to tan that white as dark as possible.β
Speaking as a very pale-skinned person myself: nothing super serious, except a tendency to stand out. You're likely to be the most obvious person around.
As opposed to having dark skin, which is totally normal and never associated with any health issues, being very pale may be related to some health issues.
But in this case they are probably talking about being tanned as a beauty standard, which is stupid.
No. White people who tan tend to have rawhide for skin by age 40, and the lines of someone who is 55. Thereβs no lure for that life, even if skin cancer wasnβt a risk.
My partner is a redhead. The man does not own or wear shorts, no matter how hot it is. Long sleeves in the sun. Took his shirt off in the yard on a hot summer night, after the sun went down, and moths flew into his chest.
But he looks younger than he is, not older.
and moths flew into his chest.
So pale that he started reflecting the moon light
I have 3 shades of skin. White, Pink and Burnt.
Itβs rather nice being able stun would be attackers just by showing some leg.
The things I've heard as a pale person even in a professional environment, where if you would simply swap "white" to "black", "pale" to "dark" would get you fired on the spot. But for some reason, commenting on someone's skin color if they're pale is perfectly socially acceptable, encouraged even since it often gets a laugh from others.
The uncorfortableness around the skin color of "colored" people has to do with their oppression at the hands of white people. It not about their skin color more about their oppression
As a very pale person who was bullied a lot for it and probably has lasting personal doubt from that bullying, I think there is just a fundamental difference (in the US). One is "just" mean and bullying, but there is no horrific dehumanizing history behind it. Both are bad, but I don't think they're directly substitutable in the way you describe, as I think it cheapens the history of slavery and racism
Just want to insert my complaint about the way that shit was shot in the movies. Highly unlikely those beacons would have remained staffed and funded in the political environment of Gondor and Rohan.
Edit: I mean, I get it if it's farming village to fortress to farming village, but paying and supplying people to sit on desolate mountain tops would not be economically viable. Maybe if there was a religion associated with it you could pull it off.
In England the money due for the maintenance of beacons was called Beaconagium and was levied by the sheriff of each county.
Now, while I do understand that the southern hemisphere is beginning their summer, I'd also like to remind everyone else that it's almost October.
Perhaps we could stop reposting this twice a week for the next 6 months?
As someone with fair skin, yeah, you cannot tan- only burn. Whenever our partner sees too much skin theyβre like βWHY ARE YOU SO WHITE?!β Lol
Think next time weβll reply βhow else are we going to be Gondorβs beacon in their time of need?!β
why are you using the Royal We?
One time I was chillin' by the pool at the Golden Nugget in Las Vegas, sitting in the shade because I'm a pasty white dude who doesn't tan at all. After a few hours, I went back to my room where I was surprised to find my entire upper body was sunburned.
Turns out the hotel towers at the Golden Nugget have a reflective surface and I am so white that I managed to get sunburned by the light reflecting off the building.
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