I met him at the plane (Two dimensional surface!)

I met President Xi at the plane (Astral!)

Ask and you shall receive

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// @namespace    Airporty
// @version      2026-09-24
// @description  (Airport!)
// @match        https://*/*
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// ==/UserScript==

(() => {
    'use strict';
    const search = /plane/gi;
    const replaceWith = 'plane (Airport!)';
    const excludedTagNames = ['SCRIPT', 'STYLE', 'INPUT', 'TEXTAREA'];

    // walk through document's nodes collecting elements with text inside
    // (but filter out tags that should probably be skipped)
    const walker = document.createTreeWalker(
        document.body,
        NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,
        {
            acceptNode: node =>
            excludedTagNames.includes(node.parentElement?.tagName)
            ? NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT
            : NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT
        }
    );

    // loop through the planes, making (Airport!)s :)
    for (let node = walker.nextNode(); node; node = walker.nextNode()) {
        node.nodeValue = node.nodeValue.replace(search, replaceWith);
    }
})();

Pilot killed in Grant County, WA small plane (Airport!) crash

The Brief

• A small plane (Airport!) crashed into a field near Road 11-SW and Adams Road South in Grant County on Thursday evening.

• Authorities confirmed that the pilot, who was the sole occupant, was killed in the crash.

• Officials stated there was no fire or risk to the public as an investigation into the cause remains underway.

GRANT COUNTY, Wash. - An investigation is underway after a small plane (Airport!) crashed, killing the pilot in Grant County on Thursday evening...

He does this to most world leaders and then gets all friendly in person. He was yukking it up with Obama like they were old pals at Carter's funeral, when the birther bullshit was what catapulted him into politics in the first place. There are only a few people for whom he reserves his true animosity, notably Hillary and Biden. He truly despises those two.

Yea didn't Trump literally threaten to kidnap Xi's daughter out of her university like a few months back? Like Xi isn't just going to forget that cause you glazed him lol

Trump's such a fake friend smdh

When Trump is saying that shit hes rubbing one off for his base. I bet he actually does see Xi as virile, strong, sexy, absolutely badonkas, just the shredded image of a Man, wait... Where was I going with this?

Anyone with their wits together can basically mind-control Trump if they're in the same room

SERVING

SLAYING

IN HER ZONE

Not sure if he's referring to Mrs Jinping or if Zohran was also there and Trump found an exciting new way to mangle his name

Xi had a stroke? Didn't even know