"A shocking rise to power lies in your future."

The Hot Air Balloon Accident is actually a symbol of change, not necessarily bad.

We had a serious hot air balloon/power line accident here in Texas 2016, and I met some first responders who were at that scene. For many of those responders it was the worst scene they've ever encountered. Sixteen people died. Anyway, sorry to bring down this shitpost

It lets you turn one glass card into tempered glass. You still get the multiplier but now it won’t break

The weird thing is that’s not even a tarot card. It just showed up when you did.

It means you're in for a shocking surprise! If it were inverted it would signify the shock sends you down a dangerous path... Head first.

Surely she must have meant ley lines because they're all hot air.

Is that good?

Quite the tower you got their malm

Plot twist: it was upside down