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[–] 81 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

feels cliche at this point but it literally looks like a frame from a comedy sketch

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  • [–] 79 points 2 weeks ago* (3 children)

    IRGC should put this on a few drones and missiles.

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  • [–] 56 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    I thought this image was satirical. What the fuck is going on?

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  • [–] 41 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    A dysfunctional military, itself a symptom of a dysfunctional governent (and a civilization in process of collapse) is utilizing theatrics to distract from its failures and shortcomings - specifically, the disasterous Iran War (itself started as theatrics intended to distract from government corruption and dysfunction)

    In this instance, they are leveraging well known right-wing media personalities, whose brand commercializes toxic masculinity, in order to paint a military that can no longer equip, organize, or supply itself effectively as being more effective through the perception of a campaign that makes them more desirable/manly - a campaign run and organized by successive ranks of failed media personalities that have been installed into positions of power.

    TLDR: We are all gonna die, but first it's gonna get real fucking stupid.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Same. I'm probably happier not learning who these guys are, but it's hard not to be curious. Why is the guy at the podium dressed like he was interrupted after he just started changing and already got his tie off?

    If it were just a couple years ago the "DEPARTMENT OF WAR" logo would have been the reassurance that this actually is from a comedy sketch.

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  • [–] 51 points 2 weeks ago

    They couldn't afford SpongeBob or spiderman

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  • [–] 37 points 2 weeks ago

    I really hate it here

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  • [–] 35 points 2 weeks ago

    disco elysium ass shirts

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  • [–] 34 points 2 weeks ago

    "good evening bros and bro-ettes."

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  • [–] 21 points 2 weeks ago

    Spiderman and spongebob were assassinated by Iran, The paul brothers are the only american heroes remaining.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 weeks ago*

    record scratch, freeze frame

    Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Both of them looking rough ngl.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    im speculating on these two, but people who do a lot of blow and drink to excess frequently age themselves really fast, especially around the eyes. it's more acute than just frequent, heavy drinking.

    the late 20-early 30s is when that divergence becomes noticeable, imo.

    there are other environmental/lifestyle reasons for it, but that's my analysis of these two fuckups. if they keep it up, they're gonna look 50 by 35. and not in a sagacious way.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago

    Looks like they're auditioning for a remake of Starsky and Hutch

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    anyone got the video link?


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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)