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[–] 1 point 24 minutes ago

So we have east Maine and west Maine now?

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  • [–] 7 points 7 hours ago

    We should do this just to mess with Europeans. We'll relate it to the unit circle and claim it's metric.
    They'll lose their minds heheh

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago

    NE Indiana to Massachusetts. Nice. Boston is calling.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago

    Virginia Man doesn't have the same ring to it

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago

    Lake Michigan is the only lake in the county

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  • [–] 32 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

    I have issues with Hawaii and Alaska placements on this map.

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  • [–] 24 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

    I feel like this map isn't just putting them there to show they are part of the country; this map assumes we physically moved the states.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 hours ago* (2 children)

    And shrunk Alaska and physically moved Mexico...or air-dropped Alaska and Hawaii onto it.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 hours ago

    The U.S. but it got split up in the treaty of Jeopardy.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 hours ago

    RI the only state that keeps all of its original territory. Nice.

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  • [–] 23 points 12 hours ago

    "Fairymandering"

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  • [–] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

    I fucking respect West Virginia

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  • [–] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

    The audacity of North Carolina to take that sliver of land from Virginia. This will not stand

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  • [–] 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    Why do all the states have different names? Aren't they all called America now?

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  • [–] 15 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

    So the white spaces between the states, are they basically like international waters?

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    Yeah, that's where we keep all the casinos and black markets.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 hours ago

    I just got moved to Nevada.....

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    Do I stay in the new state, or do I have to move to where my state is on the map. Because those are very different climates for me.

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  • [–] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    Ohio can take the upper peninsula from my cold dead hands!

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  • [–] 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    Is any part of Illinois actually in Illinois here? Why are we giving our only profitable cities to Maine lol

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    [–] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    can't wait to move to Arkansas.

    also south Oklahoma is really super far north so they really goofed up there. hyuckhyuck

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  • [–] 2 points 10 hours ago

    New Hampshire and Vermont have been forcefully separated from New England

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  • [–] 2 points 12 hours ago

    Why do Alaska and Hawai'i's boundaries go off position on the map though

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