I have issues with Hawaii and Alaska placements on this map.
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Kansss? Iona?
So the white spaces between the states, are they basically like international waters?
Yeah, that's where we keep all the casinos and black markets.
Hell, yeah. Almost 200,000 square miles dedicated to lawlessness, vice, and anarchy. Sure would make interstate travel more interesting.
Why do all the states have different names? Aren't they all called America now?
Nah, the king simply added America to the pre-existing names since they refuse to assimilate blue states. Cali-merica, Ameriiwai, New Yamerica, Washingamerica, and so on.
The audacity of North Carolina to take that sliver of land from Virginia. This will not stand
Look the math is the math.
We should do this just to mess with Europeans. We'll relate it to the unit circle and claim it's metric.
They'll lose their minds heheh
Ohio can take the upper peninsula from my cold dead hands!
I fucking respect West Virginia
Fuck. I'm still in Texas.
Is any part of Illinois actually in Illinois here? Why are we giving our only profitable cities to Maine lol
If I recall correctly from history class, this was George Washington's original proposal.
But, that was a long time ago.
can't wait to move to Arkansas.
also south Oklahoma is really super far north so they really goofed up there. hyuckhyuck
Rhode Island's the big winner here.
DC can become the central district, then rename them all clockwise. District 1, district 2 etc.
First you need a massive authoritarian takeover that erodes the original federation into a new empire.
Do I stay in the new state, or do I have to move to where my state is on the map. Because those are very different climates for me.

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