So we have east Maine and west Maine now?
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Kansss? Iona?
We should do this just to mess with Europeans. We'll relate it to the unit circle and claim it's metric.
They'll lose their minds heheh
I have issues with Hawaii and Alaska placements on this map.
I feel like this map isn't just putting them there to show they are part of the country; this map assumes we physically moved the states.
their stripes should reflect their actual location, not where their insets are in relation to the rest of the map.
I’m fine with this explanation. Honestly, they should be closer to home anyway.
And shrunk Alaska and physically moved Mexico...or air-dropped Alaska and Hawaii onto it.
I fucking respect West Virginia
The audacity of North Carolina to take that sliver of land from Virginia. This will not stand
Why do all the states have different names? Aren't they all called America now?
Nah, the king simply added America to the pre-existing names since they refuse to assimilate blue states. Cali-merica, Ameriiwai, New Yamerica, Washingamerica, and so on.
So the white spaces between the states, are they basically like international waters?
Yeah, that's where we keep all the casinos and black markets.
Fuck. I'm still in Texas.
Do I stay in the new state, or do I have to move to where my state is on the map. Because those are very different climates for me.
Ohio can take the upper peninsula from my cold dead hands!
Is any part of Illinois actually in Illinois here? Why are we giving our only profitable cities to Maine lol
can't wait to move to Arkansas.
also south Oklahoma is really super far north so they really goofed up there. hyuckhyuck
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