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[–] 97 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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    [–] 82 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Critical analysis of the pig population's worsening housing crisis

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    [–] 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Young girl murders two women after TBI with help of three men at behest of corrupt government official, deaths are met with celebration by local populace

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  • [–] 43 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    What is this one? I'm lost lol

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    I am so ashamed of myself for not getting this one! I had the book on tape as a kid, and listened to it so much that the tape physically disintegrated on one of them!

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  • [–] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.

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    [–] 40 points 1 month ago* (5 children)

    A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.

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    [–] 35 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    A strange young lad who speaks only in rhyme stalks an elderly man he just met, ultimately persuading the gentleman into eating a questionable off-color breakfast entree.

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    [–] 32 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.

    AnswerCharlie and the Chocolate Factory

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    [–] 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she's dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.

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    [–] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Two kids torment a cannibal and then brutally murder them.

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    [–] 16 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    A fish is ostracised by his community until he gives them a pound of flesh.

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    [–] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    This child cannot befriend anyone, even in her wildest dreams.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    What is the first one? A violent child hallucinating monsters. I don't recognize it.

    Here's mine

    A young boy with a bad home life gets sent to live in a school for magical kids, with moving photographs, and has to solve a mystery.

    And no, it's not harry potter

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Where the wild things are, for the OP? I don't know about yours.

    Mine: a foot fetishist gets married.

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    [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Is the OP describing Where The Wild Things Are? 🤔

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    [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.

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    [–] 9 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Old man's wife dies and he goes on a trip to South America and starts a relationship with a child.

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    [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Little girl uses matchsticks to stay warm in winter without permission, so her grandma descends from the pearly gates of heaven to come and kill her.The little match girl.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    in collusion with the swine and livestock, a super-intelligent Spider manipulates a farmer--putting his household at risk of starvation--by weaving special patterns into her webs. Will he find the strength to outwit this probable government experiment's devious plan? No. No, he won't.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Hero repeatedly robs wealthy couple until he kills them when they catch him in the act. Their money lets him live happily ever after.

    Jack and the beanstalk

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Mystical mouse manifests murderous monster, maintaining munching moment.

    spoiler

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Neglectful parents forget their child at an airport while airport security screws up. Neglected child finds them self in a different city and turns to crime to survive. Child unknowingly takes directions from a known child predator. Child also befriends a local homeless lady. Child then plans out an elaborate torture mansion on 2 dimwitted burglars.

    spoilerHome Alone 2

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