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Critical analysis of the pig population's worsening housing crisis
I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…
Hungry wolf hunting an overpopulated invasive pig species set on building homes and taking jobs from local beaver communities.
Young girl murders two women after TBI with help of three men at behest of corrupt government official, deaths are met with celebration by local populace
Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.
What is this one? I'm lost lol
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The Hobbit
I am so ashamed of myself for not getting this one! I had the book on tape as a kid, and listened to it so much that the tape physically disintegrated on one of them!
Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.
Alis in wonder land?
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.
They're not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!
badges. BADGES!
Mushroom, mushroom
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Wizard of Oz?
A strange young lad who speaks only in rhyme stalks an elderly man he just met, ultimately persuading the gentleman into eating a questionable off-color breakfast entree.
Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she's dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
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I still can't get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus' fursona
Two kids torment a cannibal and then brutally murder them.
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Hänsel and Gretel?
A fish is ostracised by his community until he gives them a pound of flesh.
This child cannot befriend anyone, even in her wildest dreams.
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Coraline ?
Good guess, but not quite!
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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
She's mostly upset at, or upsetting, everyone she meets for most of the book.
What is the first one? A violent child hallucinating monsters. I don't recognize it.
Here's mine
A young boy with a bad home life gets sent to live in a school for magical kids, with moving photographs, and has to solve a mystery.
And no, it's not harry potter
Where the wild things are, for the OP? I don't know about yours.
Mine: a foot fetishist gets married.
Oh, that makes sense. I've never read that one.
Got yours! For some reasons, spoilers don't work when I post them, so gonna use the handy upside down text generator lol
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Is the OP describing Where The Wild Things Are? 🤔
Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.
Old man's wife dies and he goes on a trip to South America and starts a relationship with a child.
Little girl uses matchsticks to stay warm in winter without permission, so her grandma descends from the pearly gates of heaven to come and kill her.
The little match girl.
in collusion with the swine and livestock, a super-intelligent Spider manipulates a farmer--putting his household at risk of starvation--by weaving special patterns into her webs. Will he find the strength to outwit this probable government experiment's devious plan? No. No, he won't.
Hero repeatedly robs wealthy couple until he kills them when they catch him in the act. Their money lets him live happily ever after.
Jack and the beanstalk
Mystical mouse manifests murderous monster, maintaining munching moment.
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Neglectful parents forget their child at an airport while airport security screws up. Neglected child finds them self in a different city and turns to crime to survive. Child unknowingly takes directions from a known child predator. Child also befriends a local homeless lady. Child then plans out an elaborate torture mansion on 2 dimwitted burglars.
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Home Alone 2
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