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[–] 168 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Why are you insulting President Camacho like this?

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  • [–] 110 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Man we don’t deserve Camacho- man saw a problem and got the smartest man in the world to fix it

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  • [–] 80 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    President Camocho wouldn't rape kids.

    Get his image out of your goddamn meme.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    In fact it’s quite the opposite. Terry is a former NFL player who looks like he could break all your bones with a shout, and even he was nervous about backlash but spoke out against unwanted contact after being groped. President Camacho would empty a machine gun into big orange’s face

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  • [–] 71 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    President Camacho was far more qualified to be a leader than the sack of vomit you lot decided to elect twice.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Seriously, this is slander to a great man. Camacho not only seeks out the most qualified person he can find, he willingly steps aside to let him lead when he's proved right.

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    [–] 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Trump never pays his bills, so, ya, good luck with that.

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  • [–] 53 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    Surely everyone can see this is a lie? And if it isn't, then it's got to be illegally paying for votes. I can just see the SC ruling - 'everyone should have known he was lying, so it doesn't count as corruption'

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  • [–] 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I think they've made very clear that they use the Nixon rule. If the president does it, it's not illegal

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    We are way past that, we are on to the might makes right rule.

    Who is going to stop them? That is the only question that matters to these super-villain gangsters that seized control of the US.

    I was hoping at least for like a Scorpio type from the simpsons when that happened, but there is still time.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago*

    It's a clear violation of 18 USC 597: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

    Couple of interesting things about this: this covers both the supply side and the demand side of the bribe economy; it's illegal to offer the bribe, and illegal to accept it. Both are punishable for up to 2 years imprisonment per count. So if the US actually were a nation of laws, that would mean approximately 360 million years of prison for the fat orange traitor, and up to 2 years in prison for everybody who votes Republican thinking they're going to get $5,000 for it.

    Of course, we're not a nation of laws. Clearly. I mean, Trump has violated the law pretty much every single day (sometimes multiple times per day) that he's been in office, and nothing negative has happened to him. We've all just accepted that our president is a traitor, and that's just the way things are.

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    [–] 44 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    That character was infinitely smarter than trump though.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago

    Infinitely of better character. Comancho didn't know any better. And he learned better.

    This president is a complete piece of shit by character. Not a fraction of a percent of goodness in him. Doesn't even like dogs. His redeeming quality is his arrogance and stupidity that leaves him unable to achieve his callous goals.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    It's already my money, asshole, where do you think it came from in the first place?

    Also, I'd rather have healthcare for all and robust social safety nets, which are far more valuable than a paltry one time 5k payment that he'll weasel out of.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Just doing some quick napkin math, the $5k payouts would cost around $1.25 trillion, pretty much guarantee at least 4 more years of no Medicare for All, and lead to absolutely no systemic change. M4A is estimated to cost anywhere from $2.5-$3 trillion per year. So yeah, he's almost certainly lying but also even if not it's a huge bargain for the oligarch class.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Bromacho may not have had high IQ but he was no fool. Dude had the presence of mind and the self-awareness to find solutions.

    Comacho was representative of the best of those in his times. He should be honored and respected as wise.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    He literally listened to smart people. He surpassed Trump when it comes to IQ.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Isn't it illegal to buy votes? Not that they would care.

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    [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Alright, I've officially seen too many Idiocracy references, into Jellyfin it goes.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    It's a horrible, dumb movie. But knowing that, it's a great time.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago

    But... giving everyone free money, that's COMMUNISM!
    The Red TACO strikes again, mimicking his role model : Kim Jong-Un.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago

    And Mexico is gonna pay for it!!!!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Man what I would give for a Comancho ticket in 2028. We couldn't ask for better at this point.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    Republicans have been promising this since Reagan.

    Nothing new.

    I’m sure we’ll all be rich any day now.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    no shit it's a crime to give money to vote for their party: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597 - 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting

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    Lots of money without numbers sound like scam, also even if you got lots of money , it doesn't matter when your expense are sky high through the atmosphere with plenty of debt behind.

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