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[–] 1 point 10 hours ago*

So no money for Medicaid or Medicare, no money for like things that actually fucking matter but when it comes to a mass bribe apparently our economy is doing better than ever, good enough to where 5,000$ to everyone of the republicans win.

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  • [–] 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 child)

    no shit it's a crime to give money to vote for their party: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597 - 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting

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  • [–] 3 points 14 hours ago

    You made me use Twitter Search for the original post because I genuinely didn't believe this.

    This is what I found: https://twitee.co/foxnews/status/2097872390076141726

    So... apparently it's real.

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  • [–] 3 points 15 hours ago

    ‘But… we voted for no handouts for the poor’

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  • [–] 2 points 14 hours ago

    So he is now a socialist? Mandani must be laughing his ass off after seeing this 🤣

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  • [–] 1 point 12 hours ago

    Not much life. Not much liberty. Not much pursing happiness. But...oh my God...Cha-Ching!!! /s

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  • [–] 1 point 14 hours ago

    Rethuglicans should be less like Dale Gribble and more like Hank Hill.

    Hank was a Democrat at heart.

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  • [–] 1 point 15 hours ago

    He expects everyone to go full Enfield.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Bromacho may not have had high IQ but he was no fool. Dude had the presence of mind and the self-awareness to find solutions.

    Comacho was representative of the best of those in his times. He should be honored and respected as wise.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    He literally listened to smart people. He surpassed Trump when it comes to IQ.

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  • [–] 165 points 2 days ago (9 children)

    Why are you insulting President Camacho like this?

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  • [–] 107 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Man we don’t deserve Camacho- man saw a problem and got the smartest man in the world to fix it

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    [–] 70 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    President Camacho was far more qualified to be a leader than the sack of vomit you lot decided to elect twice.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Seriously, this is slander to a great man. Camacho not only seeks out the most qualified person he can find, he willingly steps aside to let him lead when he's proved right.

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    [–] 77 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

    President Camocho wouldn't rape kids.

    Get his image out of your goddamn meme.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    In fact it’s quite the opposite. Terry is a former NFL player who looks like he could break all your bones with a shout, and even he was nervous about backlash but spoke out against unwanted contact after being groped. President Camacho would empty a machine gun into big orange’s face

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Isn't it illegal to buy votes? Not that they would care.

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  • [–] 61 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Trump never pays his bills, so, ya, good luck with that.

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  • [–] 53 points 2 days ago (9 children)

    Surely everyone can see this is a lie? And if it isn't, then it's got to be illegally paying for votes. I can just see the SC ruling - 'everyone should have known he was lying, so it doesn't count as corruption'

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  • [–] 1 point 14 hours ago

    Surely everyone can see this is a lie?

    It works very similarly to those "Nigerian Prince" scam emails, where most people notice the spelling and grammatical errors and just don't engage, but the dumbest among us slip through the filter and go right ahead and send that check for $10,000 with the utmost confidence that they'll be sent back a check for $15,000...

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  • [–] 15 points 2 days ago*

    It's a clear violation of 18 USC 597: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

    Couple of interesting things about this: this covers both the supply side and the demand side of the bribe economy; it's illegal to offer the bribe, and illegal to accept it. Both are punishable for up to 2 years imprisonment per count. So if the US actually were a nation of laws, that would mean approximately 360 million years of prison for the fat orange traitor, and up to 2 years in prison for everybody who votes Republican thinking they're going to get $5,000 for it.

    Of course, we're not a nation of laws. Clearly. I mean, Trump has violated the law pretty much every single day (sometimes multiple times per day) that he's been in office, and nothing negative has happened to him. We've all just accepted that our president is a traitor, and that's just the way things are.

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    [–] 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    That character was infinitely smarter than trump though.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 days ago

    Infinitely of better character. Comancho didn't know any better. And he learned better.

    This president is a complete piece of shit by character. Not a fraction of a percent of goodness in him. Doesn't even like dogs. His redeeming quality is his arrogance and stupidity that leaves him unable to achieve his callous goals.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Lots of money without numbers sound like scam, also even if you got lots of money , it doesn't matter when your expense are sky high through the atmosphere with plenty of debt behind.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    It's already my money, asshole, where do you think it came from in the first place?

    Also, I'd rather have healthcare for all and robust social safety nets, which are far more valuable than a paltry one time 5k payment that he'll weasel out of.

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    [–] 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    Alright, I've officially seen too many Idiocracy references, into Jellyfin it goes.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago

    Republicans have been promising this since Reagan.

    Nothing new.

    I’m sure we’ll all be rich any day now.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago

    But... giving everyone free money, that's COMMUNISM!
    The Red TACO strikes again, mimicking his role model : Kim Jong-Un.

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