IT'S THE SAME FUCKING MAPS SAME FUCKING PUZZLES! I'M SICK! I'M ILL. FUCK ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuFfiTEr2yc

It even starts with that pretentious ambiance emblematic of the times (opinion). I don't like it. It may not just be a remaster, but we're getting the same temples that need to be put to rest and given new fundamental themes within them (fact).

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[–] 4 points 8 hours ago

I really disliked it at first, but by the end of the presentation I liked it.

It does look a bit like an unreal game at times. But I think saying it looks like AI slop is too much.

Also it has an offical Brasilian dub, which is great to see.

Makes me want to play the original since I don't have a Switch 2 and I never played it.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    To complement my previous comment, I think this short by TBSkyen does a good job actually analysing the aesthetic of the game.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 hours ago

    Ship of Harkinian exists, is free, and runs on almost everything

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  • [–] 11 points 12 hours ago

    This would be really cool if the game didn't already exist

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  • [–] 10 points 12 hours ago

    once more, nintendo hires that man

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  • [–] 28 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

    Look how disgustingly over-detailed his hat is. Mark from ElectricUnderground released a video on the Star Fox remake recently and he mentioned how readability always gets shoved aside for detail and aesthetics in games nowadays, so you keep having this horror vacui-like art styles in these remakes when they should know better. But it's superficially more impressive in a trailer to add shit like this, so they keep doing it.

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  • [–] 20 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

    Why is Link wearing a wrinkled jalapeño on his head!?!

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  • [–] 6 points 13 hours ago* (1 child)

    Don't sexualize Young Link.

    Old Link (17) is fair game.

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  • [–] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    i have never known link's age and i'm not going to start now

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  • [–] 15 points 15 hours ago

    Antialiasing/supersampling isn't up to snuff for this level of detail yet though so instead you get disgustingly grainy look on the screen too from little bits like this. Imagine how amazing even the 3DS remake would look up-resolutioned on a 4K screen by comparison where they weren't adding chintz to every single character model.

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  • [–] 16 points 15 hours ago

    That'll be 100$

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  • [–] 23 points 16 hours ago

    Your Unreal slop bore me.

    I didn't completely dislike the trailer but is so wrong... the human faces are strange, the texture effect they chose make things looks like plastic, is like plastic figures.

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  • [–] 44 points 18 hours ago

    It's fine, I'm happy for a new generation to enjoy this one.

    But also...

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  • [–] 28 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Damn, the original game was fucking nuts for its time

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  • [–] 10 points 15 hours ago* (1 child)

    I scoured that game for secrets. Playing and replaying searching for rumored hidden triforce parts and instead finding all sorts of weird little developer crumbs.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

    I was an imbecile and read the wiki before playing.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 hours ago* (1 child)

    Wikis did not exist yet when I played it lmao

    yes-honey-left

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  • [–] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

    Don't act like you didn't read that Nintendo Power strategy guide with the poster inside.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 hours ago

    We were too poor. I think the N64 was like the most expensive thing we owned at the time. Couldn't afford no dang magazines. My dad would buy me PC gamer issues for the demo discs though once I had a computer. I still remember getting Half-Life 1 campaign mods from those discs.

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  • [–] 10 points 14 hours ago

    Call me when hackers find the original prototype for zelda 64 that had the 3d market town and link with no pants.

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  • [–] 22 points 17 hours ago

    the unreal engine gritty mario parody is just real now i guess they are just making those

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  • [–] 20 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Yeah it looks like a, mostly nice, visual upgrade but I'm not gonna buy a switch 2 for it

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    [–] 18 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Did they just give up on the face? What is going on with those Wii eyes.

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  • [–] 17 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    Honestly I'm going to pirate this and my 3DS keeps dying so hell yeah. Call me a slop enjoyer all you want, you're probably right

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    [–] 21 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    I hate to say it, but it looks like one of those AI videos someone made to troll people into thinking it's real.

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  • [–] 14 points 16 hours ago*

    It absolutely does, everything has this weird plastic sheen to it. The design of the child character is especially off putting, the faces and bodied are all so weirdly proportioned, and the voices sound uncanny coming out of them.

    It’s a shame that this series can have such slick designs like Wind Waker or Four Swords or BotW and then create this

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  • [–] 13 points 16 hours ago* (1 child)

    Isn't Nintendo very firm on its position that kids games are for kids?

    So basically, this is Ocarina of Time for today's children, rather than something for adult fans. It's the same maps and the same puzzles because kids haven't played them before.

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  • [–] 22 points 18 hours ago*

    This looks AWFULLLLLL I fucking hate it

    Why does his face look like a 6 year old come onnnn

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  • [–] 21 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

    I like it. Genuinely looking forward to playing it here in a couple of months. It looks like a pretty faithful remaster of the original and I'm all for it.

    Also looks like Matt Mercer is being cemented as the voice of Ganondorf. That is something I'm certainly not sad about. I like his voice.

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    [–] 22 points 18 hours ago

    grokarina of time

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  • [–] 21 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

    For me bad voice acting is like nails on a chalkboard the instant I heard Zelda making anime surprise sounds I had to turn it off.

    But I mean they're pretty much following the template of Star Fox 64 remake so there's nothing surprising here. And I bet this game will make a bajillion dollars because consoomers are credulous morons and it will usher in an entire era of Nintendo remakes which will be akin to the Disney remake era where every single one sucks but makes a billion dollars.

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    [–] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    Starfox remake was fire but this is just weird

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    [–] 18 points 18 hours ago

    It looks hideous, the high detail textures really clash with the character models, which are still pretty close to the N64 game.

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  • [–] 21 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

    IT'S THE SAME FUCKING MAPS SAME FUCKING PUZZLES! I'M SICK! I'M ILL. FUCK ME

    Well yes, they never said they were 'completely remaking OOT'

    Looks like dogshit though. Purely a remake for the odd number of people who have avoided the 3DS remake and the port of OOT to the N64 Emulator & have somehow never emulated it themselves and the Gen Alpha children who can only play games with Unreal Engine textures. Actually upsetting that this & the shitty live action movie are all we're getting for the 40th anniversary. No announcement of even the title of the next game, no port of Twilight Princess HD to the eshop or Twilight Princess to the GC subscription emulator. I would have actually even taken news about the Legend of Zelda world at Universal or something over the shitty ass Unreal Engine OOT. Genuinely a soulless remake

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