IT'S THE SAME FUCKING MAPS SAME FUCKING PUZZLES! I'M SICK! I'M ILL. FUCK ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuFfiTEr2yc

It even starts with that pretentious ambiance emblematic of the times (opinion). I don't like it. It may not just be a remaster, but we're getting the same temples that need to be put to rest and given new fundamental themes within them (fact).

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[–] 47 points 4 weeks ago

It's fine, I'm happy for a new generation to enjoy this one.

But also...

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  • [–] 32 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

    Damn, the original game was fucking nuts for its time

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  • [–] 31 points 4 weeks ago (13 children)

    Look how disgustingly over-detailed his hat is. Mark from ElectricUnderground released a video on the Star Fox remake recently and he mentioned how readability always gets shoved aside for detail and aesthetics in games nowadays, so you keep having this horror vacui-like art styles in these remakes when they should know better. But it's superficially more impressive in a trailer to add shit like this, so they keep doing it.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 weeks ago

    Antialiasing/supersampling isn't up to snuff for this level of detail yet though so instead you get disgustingly grainy look on the screen too from little bits like this. Imagine how amazing even the 3DS remake would look up-resolutioned on a 4K screen by comparison where they weren't adding chintz to every single character model.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 weeks ago

    Your Unreal slop bore me.

    I didn't completely dislike the trailer but is so wrong... the human faces are strange, the texture effect they chose make things looks like plastic, is like plastic figures.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 weeks ago

    the unreal engine gritty mario parody is just real now i guess they are just making those

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  • [–] 23 points 4 weeks ago*

    This looks AWFULLLLLL I fucking hate it

    Why does his face look like a 6 year old come onnnn

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  • [–] 23 points 4 weeks ago

    grokarina of time

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  • [–] 22 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    I like it. Genuinely looking forward to playing it here in a couple of months. It looks like a pretty faithful remaster of the original and I'm all for it.

    Also looks like Matt Mercer is being cemented as the voice of Ganondorf. That is something I'm certainly not sad about. I like his voice.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    I actually like it as well. I never finished Ocarina of Time I vaguely remember playing 1-2 dungeons like 20+ years ago.

    With that said I dont like it enough to buy a switch 2 for it.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago

    I've played it a couple times in my time, but not around the initial release as my family didn't have an N64. My first time I played it was when I got the Gamecube disc with 1, 2, OoT, and MM on it. I can see why it was considered a GOAT when it was released, but it definitely has not withstood the test of time (it barely did in the mid-00s). I'm glad it's getting remade for modern audiences.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    I hate to say it, but it looks like one of those AI videos someone made to troll people into thinking it's real.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 weeks ago*

    It absolutely does, everything has this weird plastic sheen to it. The design of the child character is especially off putting, the faces and bodied are all so weirdly proportioned, and the voices sound uncanny coming out of them.

    It’s a shame that this series can have such slick designs like Wind Waker or Four Swords or BotW and then create this

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  • [–] 21 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    For me bad voice acting is like nails on a chalkboard the instant I heard Zelda making anime surprise sounds I had to turn it off.

    But I mean they're pretty much following the template of Star Fox 64 remake so there's nothing surprising here. And I bet this game will make a bajillion dollars because consoomers are credulous morons and it will usher in an entire era of Nintendo remakes which will be akin to the Disney remake era where every single one sucks but makes a billion dollars.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    Great analogy to Disney, they're the two big family friendly IP cartels. Once Disney discovered the money printing remake cheat code it makes sense Nintendo would follow. It's also extremely evident since they released the switch 2 (essentially the same thing as switch 1 but more power) that they've become creatively bankrupt. It's sad, Nintendo made its reputation on trying new weird things even if many were gimmicks. Now they're going to skate by on their IP alone until it busts like people getting sick of the superhero slop.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    people getting sick of the superhero slop

    Many people say this but is it happening tho?

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 child)

    Theres been quite a few high profile flops in the past decade: supergirl, the flash, the marvels, dark phoenix, joker 2, antman 2, Shazam 2, wonder woman 2, green lantern, Captain America: Brave New World, eternals, justice league, suicide squad 2

    Edit: also morbius, madame web, kraven the hunter, thunderbolts, Hellboy reboot, there's probably some im forgetting

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  • [–] 21 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    IT'S THE SAME FUCKING MAPS SAME FUCKING PUZZLES! I'M SICK! I'M ILL. FUCK ME

    Well yes, they never said they were 'completely remaking OOT'

    Looks like dogshit though. Purely a remake for the odd number of people who have avoided the 3DS remake and the port of OOT to the N64 Emulator & have somehow never emulated it themselves and the Gen Alpha children who can only play games with Unreal Engine textures. Actually upsetting that this & the shitty live action movie are all we're getting for the 40th anniversary. No announcement of even the title of the next game, no port of Twilight Princess HD to the eshop or Twilight Princess to the GC subscription emulator. I would have actually even taken news about the Legend of Zelda world at Universal or something over the shitty ass Unreal Engine OOT. Genuinely a soulless remake

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  • [–] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Well yes, they never said they were 'completely remaking OOT'

    Yeah, I'm not really sure why people expected a whole new game with Nintendo not advertising it as such with only a few months left before release

    I really don't like the new aesthetic and the zora king going "mweep" is the only voice acting I needed, but it'll be fun to see speedrunners find new ways to break this game at least. After Ganondoor and Ganonfloor I wonder what things can be used to just warp to the end of the game next doggirl-grin Ship of Harkinian remains the only OoT version you'd ever need

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    [–] 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Yeah it looks like a, mostly nice, visual upgrade but I'm not gonna buy a switch 2 for it

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  • [–] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Did they just give up on the face? What is going on with those Wii eyes.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 weeks ago

    It looks hideous, the high detail textures really clash with the character models, which are still pretty close to the N64 game.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 weeks ago

    That'll be 100$

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  • [–] 17 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Honestly I'm going to pirate this and my 3DS keeps dying so hell yeah. Call me a slop enjoyer all you want, you're probably right

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  • [–] 14 points 4 weeks ago* (2 children)

    Isn't Nintendo very firm on its position that kids games are for kids?

    So basically, this is Ocarina of Time for today's children, rather than something for adult fans. It's the same maps and the same puzzles because kids haven't played them before.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 weeks ago

    once more, nintendo hires that man

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  • [–] 13 points 4 weeks ago

    This would be really cool if the game didn't already exist

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  • [–] 12 points 4 weeks ago

    Ship of Harkinian exists, is free, and runs on almost everything

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    i think it makes sense since it looked more like a remaster than a remake plus they dont want to change anything from their masterpiece with the zelda movie coming so its a game for the people that havent played ocarina ever instead of LoZ nerds.

    still kinda weird to drop it today instead of the direct for tomorrow (which used to be on the kirkversary but nintendo chicken out)

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago

    it looks like that old spaceworld demo that came out before Wind Waker that got people real excited for "realistic graphics" in their zelda

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago

    Manual jump: 0/10 do not buy. Currently do not like the art style, but if the adult world has a significantly darker style, that would go hard. Honestly, going back to OOT, my favorite parts are the crusty things: the weird cube menu, the compressed sound effects, etc. If they make a game that is like every other game, it loses those special things.

    I will make modern game devs sit down and play DOOM and DOOM Eternal at gun point until they learn how to make something with that has high graphical fidelity but you can still easy see what you're supposed to do.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago

    Call me when hackers find the original prototype for zelda 64 that had the 3d market town and link with no pants.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago

    Seems fine to me. But I was never planning on buying it anyways, remakes so rarely do anything for me. If I want to play ocarina it's right there on my emulator.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    The graphics look goofy yeah but I don't know how Nintendo would have handled this. They're kind of stuck trying to update something people regard as the greatest single game ever made. If they go too far in making it modern, they upset the purists. If they make it too close to the original, then it looks uncanny and raises questions like why make a remake at all.

    Personally I don't like having realistic textures mixed together with cartoony anatomy. Characters in ocarina of time looked cartoony and jaggy because of the N64 limitations and that was part of the charm. This just looks like uncanny unsettling AI upscaling. I'm in favor of remakes but they gotta do their own thing too. This reminds me of the Mgs3 remake, how none of the story or dialogue was touched.

    Maybe I'm also getting kind of old because I think the N64 Zeldas are perfectly playable games as they are. They're old and clunky sometimes, but they're playable games. They don't rely upon cryptic guessing like even older NES Zeldas, they don't rely upon understanding gaming conventions of the time. You can just play them and they're fine games. Just load up an emulator with some resolution upscaling and there you go.

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    [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago

    To be honest, I don't like the look of it.

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