As it should be. My cat is aware that he's allowed to do as he pleases.

Nobody attacks my owner but me!

My cat does not attack me. Mere minutes ago she walked up, brushed her side on my shin and meowed for pets. Because she's mentally healthy. Someone living here should be, might as well be the cat.

I attack

both dogs and cats will eat the owner if given the chance.

My cats never attack me. Probably cause they're never bored. Big wild yard with lots of plants and trees. Lots to do. Lots of neighborhood cats visiting. They live a life of privilege. Now city cats on the other hand... you wanna keep one in an apartment, you better be working full-time entertaining that thing.

Cat Owner essentials checklist:

• Litterbox
• litter
• food
• water bowl
• carrier
• hydrogen peroxide

Should not the last read: I attack my servants?

The infographic is wrong: the cat has no owners: it owns the humans (and attacks them).

One day I was in the kitchen and my cat jumped on the heating radiator because she wanted to get pet. When I finished petting her, she turned around on the radiator and her toe got stuck in the grill on top of it. She immediately started screaming and I tried to free her. She was in so much panic she bit and scratched me. My other cat was upstairs but he came down and jumped in my back to defend her because he heard her scream as if she was being murdered.

I managed to shake him of my back and to pull her toe free. I was worried she was injured, but luckily she had no wound and walked fine afterwards. There was blood on her, but it was all mine from when she bit me.

That was the only time she bit or scratched me and she is 14 years old now. The other cat is now 16 years old and I do occasionally get scratched by him. Most of the times it's because he's a bit clumsy. One time when I was trying to sleep, he decided the best way to cross the bed was by walking over my face. He slipped and scratched my nose. Last week he scratched my neck when he tried to get on my shoulder but misjudged the jump.

I mean my cats come to keep the dogs in line via slap when they get into trouble, it's kind of a problem tbh.

Like a cat would claim you're it's owner.

"Scratch all the Masters"

Cat bites are no joke, I was recently bitten by one and my arm hurt for almost two weeks. Not sure if putting on a tourniquet was the best idea, but tbf I did think I was gonna bleed to death without it, so that seemed more important than disinfection. Fortunately took only ~15min to have it seen by a doctor and get prescribed anti-biotics.

*i attack if my owner is threatened and sometimes also when isn't