I attack things that aren’t there.

I have only been mean bitten (excluding play bites,) by Chihuahuas. 4x. All in the same year. They were all like bonafied mexican patronized dogs too, (I don't like to use the word own,) but I still love chihuahuas.

I do wonder if in Mexico, if you knock on some rich dickheads door trying to sell him on Jesus or some shit, if he releases the chihuahuas on you rather than the hounds. 'Run essay!'

Also the police should use them, but like, an entire pack of the little bastards.

I am also a snack.