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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Like, him at the top is bullshit in of itself, and putting Jackson in the top is bullshit too. But, he put Grant in the shitbox. Grant: the man who literally won the Civil War for the Union. Fuck off with that!

*Edit: Linky

**Edit 2: Also, Hoover oversaw the start of the Great Depression. So, that wouldn't make him average. Also, where's JFK?

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[–] 87 points 2 weeks ago* (6 children)

No JFK, Nixon, LBJ, both Bushes, Reagan, Garfield, ...

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  • [–] 76 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    You'd think he'd rank the guy whose dick he sucked higher.

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    [–] 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Where is his big idol Ronald Reagan?

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  • [–] 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Going to be frank, this feels like something Mussolini would do

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    How did that work out for him? ;)

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  • [–] 34 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    I'm honestly shocked he considers FDR great.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago

    I'm old enough to remember the moment when enough of the Greatest Generation had died so the GOP could start in on how FDR had been a failure.

    When the Greatest* were alive they'd talk your ear off about how FDR had saved the country and what a great leader he was.

    But the New Deal was way too Socialist to be allowed today.

    *Please don't yammer about they weren't 'great' because of the racism and sexism and imperialism. "Greatest Generation" is the commonly accepted term.

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    [–] 32 points 2 weeks ago

    Please don’t repost Trump’s shit.

    My idiot cousin posts a new conspiracy theory to pastebin every day. I don’t give him attention or follow his “commands”, I just shame other people who do.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I thought this was a Trump parody.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    When he finally dies, I'm getting champagne, fireworks, everything! It'll be a new holiday, let's call it "America Day!" Who's with me?

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    [–] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    This has the "how come I have all the power in the world but still I am the biggest loser" energy.

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    [+] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago

    His face in his AI portraits always looks like he's 100lbs lighter and his 13yo victim has just escaped

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  • [–] 17 points 2 weeks ago

    The only presidents from the last 80 years included in this are himself and the 4 Democrat presidents alive during his presidency that he has already publically shit on. Almost like he is afraid to put himself over presidents people in his party and target age demographics actually have fond memories of. No Reagan, neither Bush, no JFK, LBJ, Eisenhower....

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  • [–] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    FDR was a Democratic Socialist. Trump says socialism is great!

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    [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Also, where's JFK?

    Trump's team pilfered this from the November 1st, 1948 edition of LIFE Magazine. Arthur Schlesinger, a Harvard University historian at the time, conducted a poll of 55 scholars and authorities to rank U.S. presidents. It's considered the first poll of its kind. The poll leaves off Harrison and Garfield because they died too soon into their terms to be fairly evaluated. They also left off Truman because he was the president at the time.

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    [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago

    How did Clinton make it to "average"?

    Rhetorical question. We all know how. It was in the files.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Which is hilarious because he would have hated Lincoln and he's too much of a sissy to put him at the bottom.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    Lmao, every day he finds a new way to humiliate Americans.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    Yeah, but Hoover named someone else's dam project after himself. He should be way higher on Trump's list.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Is this real? I HAVE to ask

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    [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Grant is one of the great ones. A humble man, with great leadership and knows his craft. Everything this shit stain isn't. I will go out of my way to defend him.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Eveything the orange shitstain posts is pure parody… or just simply stupid…

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    [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Grant would have gotten blackout drunk and set Trump on fire.

    I like to believe Washington would have as well

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    Could've at least user the tierlistmaker template

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    For a moment I thought of Lemonparty

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Needs an even greatester tier with William Henry Harrison, I guess?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Not a single Bush? What the actual fuck?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Where the fuck is my man Garfield

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    [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    I am so fucking tired of everything Trump says, posts, or does. It is impossible for him to not self-aggrandize and it is so, so, SO exhausting when I think about how he holds the highest office in the nation. He really needs to have an aneurysm already, and when he does, I am going to party so hard I won't remember most of it the next day.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    How about we Make Child Rape Abnormal Again? Can we start with that?

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