where's the blue hair protagonist
hyping yourself up to get mad but the game didn't make you mad enough so you get mad about that instead
where's the blue hair protagonist
hyping yourself up to get mad but the game didn't make you mad enough so you get mad about that instead
Lmao at "They force you to shoot cops?!"
"Tried, but didn't like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn't do it."
It's so fucking performative and exhausting. Just like how he said his son tries to order a hamburger at a sushi place. Like it's peak right-wing redditor virtue signaling.
Calling racist people racist is virtue signalling to them, but killing fake cops in a video game is apparently too much.
Yeah, right. It's so pathetic.
And somehow them smugly declaring that by virtue of being a white man, they’re entitled to special treatment and automatically correct about everything ISN’T virtue signaling.
gta
"why do thdy force you to shoot cops??"
Bruh.
"They make you steal cars?! But that's a crime!"
I'm actually kind of glad all the CHUDs are declaring the game woke. It'll be impossible for them to hide how pathetic they look when they screech "go woke, go broke" at the biggest selling video game of all time.
You'd think they would be a little more savvy and say "see, this is what happens when you listen to GAMERS, you sell a billion copies." so they can try to claim the game as a CHUD thing, but I guess if they had the self-awareness to do that, they would have the self awareness to not be CHUDs.
You’d think they would have learned after they shat the bed over the Odyssey, made by a director with nakedly conservative artistic leanings, the guy who made the hero of a Batman movie “the police” instead of “the Batman.” Turns out it wasn’t “woke” and the average moviegoer enjoyed it. Even Bean Shapino couldn’t bring himself to snark all over it once it was out.
But as you say they lack self awareness and general awareness.
I enjoyed the movie for what it was. Haven’t enjoyed a big popcorn flick in theaters in like a decade and it hit the spot. Not much to think about, people were drawing way too many conclusions from it. And to hear all the chuds in the theater outwardly dying at the sight of Eli Page and every brown actor was more gratifying than the consequences from any supposed conservative imagery anyone here is complaining about. Movie’s just about a dude making a big double bass sound with his bow. It’s not especially Calvinist, the director is just a dumb cool bro who wants things to look cool in the eyes of an 8 year old boy. Chill out, stop shitting your pants, and just enjoy the visuals. 4channers and Hexbear users pretty much are the same people, it seems like.
can this roachman just drop dead please? is it too much to ask? 
given how he lives its probably fairly likely
Unfortunately he's also rich so if anything really life threatening happens to him he'll be well taken care of 
some things like mold poisoning are hard to detect until they're really bad, never give up on your dreams!!
a roach lives 9 days without its head? is he able to do that? or is he like a batman situation where he doesn't have roach powers

The main character is the whitest human being on earth
Really cool that they’re allowed to whine and whine and whine, but it’s the good kind of whining so it’s not “easily offended”. Imagine being morally envious of Rockstar.
Rent fucking free.
I know right? I feel bad if I have a little breakdown and spend an afternoon complaining to myself, yet these losers have everything catering directly to them and yet they still complain about everything, just spoiled rotten adult manbabies.
A well-trained officer of the law would not have missed all those shots. So unrealistic.
Tagline this
bring back bullying
Hmm yes let's promote something that disproportionately impacts queer and neurodivergent kids, this will definitely own the bigots
I should've added a disclaimer that I don't support actual school bullying. To any kids reading this: don't do it! 
I wanna say something, I've seen a lot of people in leftist and progressive spaces having some amount of empathy for this guy cuz of how pathetic he is.
Don't. I don't think he is a victim in any way, shape or form. He lives in horrid squalor because he likes it. His personal wealth is enough to easily put him in the upper middle class if not upper class, he is a millionaire via investments in several companies. He has every and all personal resource to not be such a disgusting troglodyte as he is. He CHOOSES not to live a dignified life because he is a disgusting fascist freak who gets off on how much power he can wield while being a repulsive person. He deserves all lire and scorn that can be directed at him.
I don't think anyone is showing the roach lord any sympathy here
I've seen a lot of people in leftist and progressive spaces having some amount of empathy for this guy
I just want to talk to them
These people already get bullied in real life and on most of the internet, they hang out on Asmongold’s stream cause the filth wards off everyone but them
No N world??
These guys are more likely to be bullies than bullied
His whole fanbase needs their heads held under water until bubbles stop coming out.
Him too.
Locker? What about something a little more permanent?
Holy shit lmfao it’s like hearing the “n” word is some kind of dopamine rush to these people wtf
GTA VI is going to break sales records. Good luck not being written off as some dipshit contrarian lmao
they force u to shoot cops?!?!?! WTH

I still question if AAA corpo slop is worth getting mad at. All you have to do is to not buy it and ignore anything with it.
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