His whole fanbase needs to be shoved head first into a locker.

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[–] 73 points 1 month ago (5 children)

where's the blue hair protagonist

hyping yourself up to get mad but the game didn't make you mad enough so you get mad about that instead

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  • [–] 64 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Lmao at "They force you to shoot cops?!" billionaire-tears "Tried, but didn't like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn't do it."

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  • [–] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It's so fucking performative and exhausting. Just like how he said his son tries to order a hamburger at a sushi place. Like it's peak right-wing redditor virtue signaling.

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    [–] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    gta

    "why do thdy force you to shoot cops??"

    Bruh.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I'm actually kind of glad all the CHUDs are declaring the game woke. It'll be impossible for them to hide how pathetic they look when they screech "go woke, go broke" at the biggest selling video game of all time.

    You'd think they would be a little more savvy and say "see, this is what happens when you listen to GAMERS, you sell a billion copies." so they can try to claim the game as a CHUD thing, but I guess if they had the self-awareness to do that, they would have the self awareness to not be CHUDs.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    You’d think they would have learned after they shat the bed over the Odyssey, made by a director with nakedly conservative artistic leanings, the guy who made the hero of a Batman movie “the police” instead of “the Batman.” Turns out it wasn’t “woke” and the average moviegoer enjoyed it. Even Bean Shapino couldn’t bring himself to snark all over it once it was out.

    But as you say they lack self awareness and general awareness.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    I enjoyed the movie for what it was. Haven’t enjoyed a big popcorn flick in theaters in like a decade and it hit the spot. Not much to think about, people were drawing way too many conclusions from it. And to hear all the chuds in the theater outwardly dying at the sight of Eli Page and every brown actor was more gratifying than the consequences from any supposed conservative imagery anyone here is complaining about. Movie’s just about a dude making a big double bass sound with his bow. It’s not especially Calvinist, the director is just a dumb cool bro who wants things to look cool in the eyes of an 8 year old boy. Chill out, stop shitting your pants, and just enjoy the visuals. 4channers and Hexbear users pretty much are the same people, it seems like.

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    [–] 43 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    can this roachman just drop dead please? is it too much to ask? lea-tired

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    given how he lives its probably fairly likely

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Unfortunately he's also rich so if anything really life threatening happens to him he'll be well taken care of lea-pout

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  • [–] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)


    The main character is the whitest human being on earth

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

    Really cool that they’re allowed to whine and whine and whine, but it’s the good kind of whining so it’s not “easily offended”. Imagine being morally envious of Rockstar.

    Rent fucking free.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    A well-trained officer of the law would not have missed all those shots. So unrealistic.

    Tagline this

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    [–] 35 points 1 month ago

    The locker in question: barbara-pit

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  • [–] 33 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    bring back bullying

    Hmm yes let's promote something that disproportionately impacts queer and neurodivergent kids, this will definitely own the bigots

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I wanna say something, I've seen a lot of people in leftist and progressive spaces having some amount of empathy for this guy cuz of how pathetic he is.

    Don't. I don't think he is a victim in any way, shape or form. He lives in horrid squalor because he likes it. His personal wealth is enough to easily put him in the upper middle class if not upper class, he is a millionaire via investments in several companies. He has every and all personal resource to not be such a disgusting troglodyte as he is. He CHOOSES not to live a dignified life because he is a disgusting fascist freak who gets off on how much power he can wield while being a repulsive person. He deserves all lire and scorn that can be directed at him.

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    [–] 28 points 1 month ago

    These people already get bullied in real life and on most of the internet, they hang out on Asmongold’s stream cause the filth wards off everyone but them

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    I kicked over 3 children in the park before I went to work today. im-doing-my-part

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago

    Tourists, racists, racist tourists, nuke it all from orbit.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    These guys are more likely to be bullies than bullied

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    [–] 22 points 1 month ago

    His whole fanbase needs their heads held under water until bubbles stop coming out.

    Him too.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Locker? What about something a little more permanent?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago*

    Holy shit lmfao it’s like hearing the “n” word is some kind of dopamine rush to these people wtf

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago

    GTA VI is going to break sales records. Good luck not being written off as some dipshit contrarian lmao

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    What is racism if not society-scale bullying?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    they force u to shoot cops?!?!?! WTH

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    [–] 15 points 1 month ago

    I still question if AAA corpo slop is worth getting mad at. All you have to do is to not buy it and ignore anything with it.

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