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[–] 153 points 1 month ago (24 children)

This just in: dipshit streamer has dipshit fans.

In other news: water is wet.

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  • [–] [S] 44 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    This! Unfortunately I have a friend that is a fan of him. I just spoke to him on the phone on if he saw the extended trailer and he told me he is refusing to play the game. He may get it when it is on sale, but because Lucia is a playable female character, he will not be looking forward to playing it at all.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Funny, a playable female character is part of why I am looking forward to it.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    When warzone was out, friends of mine asked me to play with them. I haven't played a call of duty game since modern warfare 2. We played with a guy that i didn't know, and he wasn't really someone i wanted to be friends with. He was pretty upset that i played a female character. I first thought that he was joking. Like: damn why do you have to the the woman, that's why we lose. Haha. Not funny, but you know, shittalk. His rage build up slowly, because i refused to switch character. At some point in tge middle if a game he disconnected and i never saw him again. My friend, who also doesn't know him that well apparently told me that he hates me and refused to play with me afterwards.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    WRONG

    Water is not wet, water makes something wet

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Unless you have isolated a single water molecule, it is in contact with other water molecules and therefore wet.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Another line to take it is that if it cannot be made wet because it is wet by nature, water is the very concept of wet given form, so it is wet even if it’s what makes other things wet.

    Same way that light is bright.

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  • [–] 105 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

    They will all be playing GTA 6 on release day. None of them have the spine to stand by their convictions.

    Edit: Even Assmold himself will be playing, but he will frame it like he's not really playing it. He just wants to show how woke it really is ;)

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  • [–] 59 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    A well-trained officer of the law would not have missed all those shots. So unrealistic.

    Nothing is funnier than this comment...

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  • [–] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I used to be buddies with a retired NYPD patrolman. One of the most funded and well-trained municipal police forces in the US. With regular range testing, they were expected to hit their targets 40% of the time.

    I'll say that again: in a controlled environment, against unmoving targets, an NYPD officer can usually miss, and that's fine. Does anyone think they suddenly get more accurate once adrenalin is pumping and a teenager is running away from them?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I had a buddy who went into the army in HS and it was around the time some doofuses suggested arming teachers with guns.

    He already thought the idea was braindead stupid so we decided to look up cops as a comparison to civilians in terms of accuracy.

    We couldn't find civilian data but the cops in our state had a whopping 21% accuracy of actually hitting their target (in real situations) with some areas as low as 11%.

    He doubled down on disqualifying police as a real occupation after that lol.

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    [–] 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    How did that one motherfucker come to the conclusion that cops are highly skilled shooters with good accuracy?

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    [–] 39 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This kinda feels like trolling tbh, like, shooting cops in a GTA game isn't new

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  • [–] 35 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    they force u to shoot cops?!?!?! WTH

    They're in on it

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    They force us to commit crimes of vehicular nature! They practically make us to steal cars (not respecting private property, communism!)! What happened to this wholesome franchise called Grand Theft Auto, horror. It used to be about saying n-word, but now it's about disrespecting our boys in blue!

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    It’s almost like he cultivates a special kind of fan. Also did he get fat ?

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago

    "They force you to shoot cops"? Wth indeed.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I know people hate his followers and him, but there is a piece to this people forget.

    These people are real, and they are out there. He curates his audience to be echo chambers for these mindsets. We need to speak to our friends, family, and neighbors, about this stuff so that they can't just fester in these toxic environments. It's an uphill battle, but writing the people on the fringes of these groups off just causes them to spiral into their own circles and get more intense.

    We don't want people following him because he isn't worth following. Care for people and show others that your community is welcoming to all and they'll lose their power. There are bigger problems we can unite against that we all want.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    Same gems who wonder why tf they can't find a gf.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    Then they're shocked when people find them repulsive

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  • [+] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I like how a handler was assigned to him and she gave up after a week because he was too vile

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    [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    I want to say most of these are clearly jokes

    Tough to know for sure though

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    [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    AssmoldRust

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I watched the extended look. There was a very clearly enunciated "what the fuck" about 18 seconds into the video, so there's that. I guess that's not enough or something?

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    [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Dude was a completely different person before his mom died

    10 years ago I'd even going as far as saying he was a pretty good role model, crazy what he's like now

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Probably best to nix that word from your vocabulary - it’s derived from pre-genetics race theory and was one of the primary groupings along with “Caucasoid” and “Negroid”. It was basically exclusively used to refer to people who were considered “lesser than”, and that racism carried forward into it being used as a descriptor for people with Down syndrome.

    It’s a slur. Full stop.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Nurgle's favorite soldier.

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