this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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They've been around 499 million years past their welcome if you ask me. We've evolved past the need for creatures that have to SWIM BACKWARDS because of their WACKY-ASS SHELLS (just ripping off zebras, can you even). Can't even be bothered to say EXCUSE ME when they bump into you because they spend all their time ZOOT ZOOTING around with their siphons instead of CONTRIBUTING TO THE ECONOMY and LOOKING WHERE THEY ARE GOING (they CAN'T because of their dumb FIXED EYES)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Anti-nautlism :kelly:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like a proud papa right now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Thank you for the reminder that nautiluses have had it far too good for way, way too long and it's time for someone to take a bold stance against them. rat-salute-2

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd say you're gonna get the nautiloid community up in tentacles, but then I remembered they're eyes are only good for differentiating light and dark.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Squids are out here with their 250-DPI full-color skin - where's the innovation, nautiluses?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Bt they look sooooo cuuuuuuute

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Miserable failsons of nature's greatest creation: the ammonite.