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Did they think this would go down negatively with the british public or something?
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Binge drinking capital of the world would obviously react positively to this lol
Well if you insist
source: mmmm beer
Some guy said "crack a cold one" and the bourgeois media has gotta dutifully twist it like KJU personally put the beer funnel into everybody's mouth
Assuming they didn't just make it up which is likely
In North Korea they force citizens to do keg stands and if you fall or spit out the beer you're fed to the rats that the children eat 
In North Korea Kim Jong Un personally forces citizens to chug a full beer bong and if you choke you're declared a counter-revolutionary and your family is forced to work in the beer mines
In North Korea there are secret police who make sure beer pong is played with the beer inside the same cups you play with, ensuring a bunch of dirt and little hairs get into the beer you’re drinking
the project to beat Gough Whitlam's yard glass world record is ongoing
The article claims that it was reported by KCTV on August 6. I can't verify if this true because KCNAWatch paywalled their KCTV archive and youtube regularly deletes KCTV clips.
Aw fuck, they didn't tell me it'd look like 
socialism beer
I've heard the DPRK actually has a thriving microbrew scene and their beers are really good. I read a blog a fee years ago by an American posing as a Canadian who went to a beer festival there around ~2012ish I think?
American posing as a Canadian
DPRK Guard #1 in Korean: "That's the best Canadian accent he could muster?"
DPRK Guard #2 in Korean: "Just humor him, you'll hurt his feelings"
I love the idea of a DPRK soldier with a Canada fixation. 'I don't agree with them about much but I like maple syrup and knowing the difference between a Toronto and Sudbury accent'
Nirvanna TBTS vs Shoresy.
I feel like Red Green might go over well in the DPRK. If they don't find you handsome, they might as well find you handy.
Imagine one of those big colourful revolutionary murals with 'I'm a man, I can change, if I have to, I guess.' as the slogan
There's a surprisingly big Corner Gas fandom in the DPRK
You think there's not a lot going on 
Look closer baby you're so wrong 
And that's why you can stay so long
When there's not a lot goin' on
Coming from a Daily Mail TikTok I'm going to guess the translation is wrong and/or decontextualized
My guess is some health official said something about not drinking more than 2 portions of alcohol a day during the heat wave. But who knows.
North korea also famously entirely responsible for climate change and heatwaves
That's MY president!
hell yeah
they're gonna get havana syndrome
Shit if I still drank I'd be like YES SIR
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2026
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