Crime later? Email your city leaders today! And next week, and the week after… show your face too when you can: no votes for Flock supporters.
It's weird. All the ones near my neighborhood were cut one night and took an absurd amount of damage falling. Almost like they were hit with a bat or 3.
sure but fuck this shitty ai picture.
Im the one whose gonna be committing all these crimes so if you do any of these crimes I actually did them hahaha I am targeting every single flock camera in America even though I am not there I have my ways you will never catch me even tho it is definitely me doing all of it
I've seen evidence that the fastest way to cut down aluminum pipes is a circular saw. Sawzaws and portable band saws gum up the blades and slow down the cut. Not related, just thought you should know.
I found a good deal on large diameter pipe cutters, and I like that they are very silent and surprisingly quick to use so I don't disturb my neighbors when I am doing large scale plumbing in my basement.
Just like the start of Cool Hand Luke
I can't, we had them removed already.
Please do not post about the crimes you plan to commit on social media, friends. Cops would love it if you posted about the crimes you intend to commit.
No one's doing that here, I just like sharing tips about home improvement. For example, did you know that spray foam insulation can be found at basically any hardware store, and can be used to close up gaps in your home? It's better to get the closed-cell type, as it dries into a stiffer, more durable material that lasts longer. You can also find sprayers that have long hoses for insulating the difficult-to-reach areas of your home.
Also the liquid and fumes aren't good for you, so make sure you use it in a well-ventilated environment and wear appropriate protective clothing like gloves, high-coverage sleeves, and a mask as needed.
And please leave your phone and other devices at home if you're doing this. Flock cameras detect and track nearby phones.
Yeah. They also love it when there's a specific date to ensure they have extra patrols nearby. Rebellions need to be unexpected and anonymous - an event that people are encouraged to publicly post about and participate in sounds like a trap.
Eh they can't be everywhere at once. If there's no specific location I don't think it matters too much.
Sure, but they can increase the amount of cops working that night, and make sure that stay near the cameras. Might not make much of a difference in big cities, but smaller towns that only have a few cameras will probably be watched with much more scrutiny.
Devil's night and Halloween are already their busiest days.
Yeah any community that dedicates officers to watch cameras on halloween and then sees a kid run over is going to have a serious fucking shitshow on their hands, so I doubt they'll be watching them.
Yeah, but then they have to explain why the city spent money to protect flocks property instead of truck or treaters
The cops are immediately gonna use the tune of “the perp drove away and our flock cameras got cut down by some punks so we couldn’t track the car”
They’ll just pay everyone overtime and double shift everyone on the taxpayers dime, it’s okay.
I plan to spend a quiet evening at home, giving candy to children. Just like everyone else as far as I'm concerned.
one bag of nerd gummy clusters for each ~~flock camera~~ trick or treat?
Well said, fellow law-abiding citizen.
I doubt there's a Jury in this country that would actually convict someone for destroying a flock camera, assuming they aren't bullied into signing a plea deal
There are juries that'll convict a microwave for plagiarizing a toaster.
Theses are unconstitutional and are violating your fourth amendment rights. No law to break removing shit that is breaking the highest law of the land.
Surely that’ll stop them from beating your ass and doing parallel construction
Is that your legal advice as a lawyer? Because all the ones I know say to not post about this on the internet.
I won't because I don't live in a police state, but I'm rooting for everybody who does.
Illinois has them EVERYWHERE 🤮😭
Anyone who damages these cameras was actually at my Halloween party, they had 2 drinks and were dressed as a hamburger. They slept here and left the next morning.
They were also at my conspicuously beefy Halloween orgy
And, yes, I mean that the super gay way, not the terrible costume idea way
My understanding is lesbians or bisexual, and straight people were also present there right?
I don’t know what kind of parties you go to, but I’ve never been to a party where they track the orientation of the guests
Edit: also, how do you have any kind of understanding of what was going on at my super gay Halloween orgy?
You misunderstood, it like quantum physics... Everyone who destroys a flock camera was at both of our parties at the same time
Well, at least we can agree on that
The only thing better than a position in an argument is a superposition 👍
I was thinking of asking people their orientation but was afraid of collapsing the wave function and one of the crowd favorites was the wave pool
/s don't take offense im only joking I support everyone of every gender and orientation
I’m not offended… I’m just trying to figure out that, because sexual orientation isn’t binary, what would the result of a collapsed wave function even be?
We won't know till we measure it
If that means more orgies, so be it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So, Purge. But for Flock. I'm down.
On the one night of the year that it isn't suspicious at all to go walking around wearing a mask the whole time. Smart.
Well, I was planning on being an ICE Agent for Halloween.
A better question is, "will I support any flash in the pan movement that calls for the public to disguise themselves for any reason?" Yes. And if anything illegal happens that negatively impacts America's domestic enemies in the process, then that's just the price of freedom, and the only thing i witnessed was groups of middle aged men in red hats committing crimes.
They were all white, 55 years or older, dressed in red hats screaming Trump 2028, and they were responsible for all the damage
No, but there aren't any here.
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