298
submitted 10 hours ago by lemmylump@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

They were also at my conspicuously beefy Halloween orgy

And, yes, I mean that the super gay way, not the terrible costume idea way

[-] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago

My understanding is lesbians or bisexual, and straight people were also present there right?

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I don’t know what kind of parties you go to, but I’ve never been to a party where they track the orientation of the guests

Edit: also, how do you have any kind of understanding of what was going on at my super gay Halloween orgy?

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 5 hours ago

You misunderstood, it like quantum physics... Everyone who destroys a flock camera was at both of our parties at the same time

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 minutes ago

I love quantum vandalism.

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Well, at least we can agree on that

The only thing better than a position in an argument is a superposition 👍

[-] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

I was thinking of asking people their orientation but was afraid of collapsing the wave function and one of the crowd favorites was the wave pool

/s don't take offense im only joking I support everyone of every gender and orientation

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I’m not offended… I’m just trying to figure out that, because sexual orientation isn’t binary, what would the result of a collapsed wave function even be?

[-] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

We won't know till we measure it

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 1 points 4 hours ago

If that means more orgies, so be it

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2026
298 points (97.5% liked)

Ask Lemmy

41002 readers
1186 users here now

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions


Rules: (interactive)


1) Be nice and; have funDoxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, toxicity and dog-whistling are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them


2) All posts must end with a '?'This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?


3) No spamPlease do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.


4) NSFW is okay, within reasonJust remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either !asklemmyafterdark@lemmy.world or !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].


5) This is not a support community.
It is not a place for 'how do I?', type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email info@lemmy.world. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.


6) No US Politics.
Please don't post about current US Politics. If you need to do this, try !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world or !uspolitics@lemmy.world


7) No Hit-and-Run questions.
Please don't delete your post for no apparent reason. If you plan on deleting a question later, say so in the post, or if you feel that you have a good reason to remove it, message a mod beforehand. It's not fair to the ones who took their time to answer, and it's not in the spirit of the community.


8) No Bots.
Posts or comments from bots, LLM's, AIs, Neural Networks, Transformers, or Marvin the Paranoid Android are not welcome in AskLemmy. Real humans only please.


Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.

Partnered Communities:

Tech Support

No Stupid Questions

You Should Know

Reddit

Jokes

Ask Ouija


Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu


founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS