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[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 13 points 20 hours ago

"If you want to serve your country, you should enlist in the military."
"Actually, I'm happy to abandon my country so I can go around killing civilians, breaking the law and causing chaos for my own personal gratification."
"...You should enlist in the military twice."

[-] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 7 points 21 hours ago

All I got was a damned E-5 and a deployment out of it.

[-] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

The age old "we'll get you on the back end" promise

[-] Melobol@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

I can see what kind of concessions they are ready to make.

I mean how about an ethical clause about killing innocents, or dunno getting actual mental health treatment?

I'm just salty because all this crappy news popping up in my field... I'm sorry.

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

What about protecting the constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic?

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