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US Army Battalion Reportedly Giving Soldiers Time Off to Play GTA 6 in Exchange for Reenlisting (sea.ign.com)

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[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

"If you want to serve your country, you should enlist in the military."
"Actually, I'm happy to abandon my country so I can go around killing civilians, breaking the law and causing chaos for my own personal gratification."
"...You should enlist in the military twice."

this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2026

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