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US Army Battalion Reportedly Giving Soldiers Time Off to Play GTA 6 in Exchange for Reenlisting (sea.ign.com)

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[-] Melobol@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

I can see what kind of concessions they are ready to make.

I mean how about an ethical clause about killing innocents, or dunno getting actual mental health treatment?

I'm just salty because all this crappy news popping up in my field... I'm sorry.

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

What about protecting the constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic?

this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2026

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