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[-] kittenzrulz123@hexbear.net 1 points 20 hours ago

Considering I'm a young women there's only one reason why I could imagine an old ass kkkrakkka is doing that, so I distract him with fake flattery than poison his drink

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

You're going to hell today white boy owl-wink

Open? The bar stays closed

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Does open fire count?

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Lie that I represent an investment firm that is currently managing $58 million in assets.

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

I didn't believe the lizard people had skin suits until I met you

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You hiring?

(Then convince him to pay me $300k/yr to handle his hedge funds AI rollout because I know Python)

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

block his path with vortigaunts

[-] robotElder2@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

When were you embraced?

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Well I start by opening the casket

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Fuck you lookin' at, bud?

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

"Hi, Lloyd, a little slow tonight isn't it?"

[-] DasRav@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2026
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