I'm
in here

I feel the sudden urge to tell you to go touch grass.
Impressive ban speedrun, I disavow
What the hell happened here?
I'm equally confused
Someone disrespected Beak Things, and nature took its course.

No but actually I understand. I see people as their pfps too. Though I dont really fall in love with them
ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.
Because you fall in love with our personalities right? 
I only changed it to this because I saw someone say "If someone has an anime pfp, you can safely ignore anything they have to say" and I wanted people to know they can safely ignore anything I have to say.
I am really a fat pigeon irl
The owl thing was a lie

How do you feel about me
I was going to ask the same question



My PFP is just a literal video of me in my natural state so that would be accurate.
cant not see you as that lol
uh-oh
Damn comrade you look vibrant keep being cute.
Yeah this is fucking weird. For me it only happens with owl-themed pfps. Girls are gross.
me too, i have pfps off so you're all undefined grey blobs
quit doxxing me
Oooooooooohh
you need some sleep
i'm way prettier IRL, trust me
This is just how I feel when I post on internet forums.
true middle aged divorced disrespectful middle finger east asian man.
cool with me
why don't you have a pfp then?
I dont yours looks cute though i guess i need to drink some water and cool off my brain
My pfp is what i look like to people who are really clean and organized
Wait, they’re not… are you saying I haven’t been communicating with an intelligent owl this entire time?
You think I'm intelligent?! 
Oh wait no you must be talking about @Snort_Owl@hexbear.net or @Owl@hexbear.net

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pls stay away from me WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PFP
Silently guides you to the back of the ruined Wendy's restaurant, into the walk-in cooler, where inexplicably a mortuary cadaver-drawer is situated. Eyes following a pointed finger, you see that the drawer is labeled with YOUR OWN USERNAME
Turns out I’m internet famous
What if someone had their pfp as a lil' cat?
but if its a catgirl ill pat their/her head
only works if its human looking or a catgirl for exemple
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