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[–] 84 points 2 months ago (1 child)

oh yeah, you know those dried up bits around the cap? how about an entire slice of that? visible-disgust

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  • [–] 53 points 2 months ago

    Reported for posting to /c/food with what is clearly not food.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago*

    Genuinely a nation of toddlers...

    Also they've found a way for ketchup to cost about 10 times more and do 100 times more damage to the environment with its packaging and logistical inefficiencies.

    Once everyone's hooked on these solid slices of sauce they'll start shrinking them too.

    I FUCKING hate capitalism.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    I hate tomatoes but the idea of a slice of ketchup also sounds disgusting

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago (28 children)

    I used to hate tomatoes

    Then I learned that they could be good with a little salt and pepper

    Now i've made panzanella salad and it's like, where have you been all my life?

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    my theory is that kids that dont like veggies is because their parents didnt season their vegetables.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    That or they just boil them

    The idea that putting anything on a vegetable or cooking it in a fashion that changes its appearance somehow robs the food of its healthy qualities has done irreparable harm to healthy eating habits

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (11 children)

    I still hate tomatoes and you'll never convince me otherwise

    avgn

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Tomatoes are made to be robust and to ripen extremely slowly while reddening quickly. You get a fruit that's really firm and tasteless because it's pulled off the vine too soon, but it ships well so stores don't give a fuck. This is why canned tomatoes have a stronger flavor and are recommended more often for sauces etc, because they're cultivars bred for flavor, not structure, harvested at maximum ripeness, and locked there by canning. If you don't fuck with tomatoes because they're mid as hell, a can of San Marzanos on a pizza could change your mind.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I've always been okay on tomatoes. Found out I fucking love a tomato if it's a good tomato. Home garden is best but it is one of the veggies that is worth paying for the better version. A lot of stuff it doesnt make a difference if you get the expensive organic version, onions is onions for example. Tomatoes are a strong exception. Low quality tomatoes are for salsa and lesser sandwiches. Good tomatoes are for eating raw and really good sandwiches where you buy nice bread

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Yep

    A nice tomato sandwich on a hot day is :chefs-kiss:

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Blast a bit of flaky salt, some herbs de province and white pepper on a fine heirloom tomato. Or throw that fucker on an everything bagel with either just some garlic oil or vegan cream cheese and fresh greens....madone

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    There was a brief period in my youth where my mother would just buy a shitload of cherry tomatoes. No idea why. School lunch? Yeah there's a bunch of cherry tomatoes. Feeling peckish? Cherry tomatoes. Breakfast? For some reason, cherry tomatoes.

    Lasted 2 months then she never bought them again.

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    [–] 23 points 2 months ago*

    The person in the photos is an Israeli woman named Tohar Ben Shitrit. She has a channel on instagram, tiktok, and youtube. She has tons of videos showcasing fake foods.

    Some comments in this thread ask why someone would have a slice of ketchup rather than a slice of cheese. Cheeseburgers are not kosher because Torah says "do not cook a kid in its mother's milk", which is interpreted as "do not combine meat and cheese".

    The fake product seems like some kind of Israeli joke, like a play on "slice of cheese".

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    I went to look to see if this is a product designed for disabled people but as far as I can tell, this is fake. There is a company that sells dried slices of various sauces, called slice o' sauce, if that is your jazz. It does not look like it's made for the disabled, so there really is no point to its existence.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    There must already be a squeeze machine for those who can't. Like a dull set of scissors thing. Cause I could see that being a pain. I've always worked kitchens and had noticed really early on that it's basically impossible to do with just about any disability. Which is gatekeeping an industry of brutal work for next to no pay, but at the same time that makes it an entire industry that will not hire based on physical disabilities, and in addition made me really aware of how fucking hard cooking would be for anyone with limited use of just about any body part, even at home. Also I found out how much some of these gadgets that are made originally for people with disabilities can really reduce the physical strain of doing an industrial amount of something. The slap chop is a secret godsend for professional kitchens that I have gotten to introduce. It's cheaper and more precise and easier to clean than a food processor and while less precise, its less strenuous than a knife. So if you wanna dice a fuckload of onions for a mornay sauce as an example, you can cut that time in half with a slap chop. I wish they made bigger ones so I could fit a fuckload of veg in their. For easy rough chopping and dining where presentation wont matter, it is great! Fantastic product that should be in every restaurant

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    How would this even work on french fries?

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  • [+] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    everyone is 12

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    But what if I, an alleged tomato disliker, dislike them for the taste and not because it comes in sauce form? What then? Must I just take the rational position of not eating tomatoes like some sort of freak or find a yet more baffling way to somehow consume something I don't like?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago
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    who the fuck buys that smh

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    This almost makes sense as space food like something you would eat in zero G in a tortilla

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I don't have a back yard and you can pry my lawn chair from my cold dead asscheeks.

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  • Raw tomatoes have a bad texture

    :(

    Lightly cooked tomato slices are good though

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Ultralight backpackers have gone too far

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