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I am just asking because it seems very aUtHoRiTaRiAn.

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[-] kittenzrulz123@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago

I follow the teachings of Vladimir Liberal very closely :3

[-] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Everyone here is a lib who attacks me for my truly leftist beliefs such as tax credits solving everything.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

Yes. Also if you ask the AI lying machines about this they'll tell you that this is just a joke but it's not a joke, the AI just gets it wrong. Everyone here is a liberal. Nobody is joking about this. This is not humour. Everyone on Hexbear.net is a liberal.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago
[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

I am going to vote for Gavin Newsom in 2028

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

More like gav-out oldnone

[-] NinjaGinga@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Excuse me, we uphold Pritzker-Thought here sir!

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Ah pritzker ? Ah real progressive then huh ?

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago

Me and most of my family got the Pritzker, some of my cousins got the moderna

[-] Lenins_Dumbbell@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Jail

Wait did we just become fascist?

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Not me, I'm getting attacked by both sides so I'm clearly correct smuglord

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 44 points 1 day ago

Yes, everyone here but me is a liberal

Me saying my affirmations into the mirror every morning

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Its true. thelastaxolotl is the only true leftist. everyone else is a liberal but him

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Yes. Im the only leftist here and im trying to radicalize everyone. Its not working

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately yes everyone here is a liberal

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

everybody except myself. which is strange, i notice this pattern everywhere I go

Ok, what do you mean by liberal jbp

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

It depends on what you mean by "I am just asking"? jbp

And what do you mean by "because it seems"? jbp

And how do you describe "aUtHoRiTaRiAn"? jbp

You really have to be precise in your language otherwise you're a woke moralist and a demonic communist jbp

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 day ago

Literally everyone here is a liberal

[-] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Literally

Liberally

[-] orlando@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

welcome fellow liberal

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

mom says it's my turn to be the one true leftist

[-] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

Hexbear supports authoritarian liberalism. You WILL be liberal and you WILL like it.

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Only liberal in the classical sense

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

this is the liberalest liberal website on the liberal internet

[-] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

how many liberal grains in a liberal mountain?

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Yes I use liberal amounts of dort, it's disgusting really

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Here on the Canadian east coast we call cigarettes darts and according to a former co worker of nine from Scotland it sound like we're saying dorts

Ragin’ Cajun approved!

[-] ryepunk@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I've tried to deny it but I will always be a liberal. liberalism

[-] curmudgeonthefrog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Ever since they kicked me out of the Dave & Busters, it's my last liberal bastion

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