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More crazy Christians taking over a plane
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Pretty sure this gets them on a no fly list to heaven too
They do this to a captive audience because if people had the choice, they wouldn’t willingly suffer this inanity. It’s rapist mentality and abhorrent behavior.
You know your cult is good if the only way you get people to liaten to you is when you are trapped in a tibe in the sky.
I'm glad I don't fly anywhere.
New awkward trend?
I'd lean in to this so hard!
"Oh, Lord, I feeeeeel the Holy Spirit!
Cast out this evil demon within me!"
*punch happy clappers*
*smash guitar*
"It's a miracle! Satan has been cast out' I am free! Thank you Lord!
Finally I am at peace!"
*sit back down in my seat, close eyes and be asleep*
I swear I would lose it if this was my flight. The Sky bus is for everyone. THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS YOURS TO FUCK ABOUT IN. Sit down and be nice to each other.
Nail clippers are allowed on carry-ons and can clip guitar strings easily.
But they will fuck up your nail clippers big time.
Worth it in this case.
Nah nah nah fuck that guy like actually we would be fucking livid
insane he got away without a black eye
Seriously. What the fuck is this trend? And why doesn't the airline staff or other passengers do anything?
If they did this on a Ryanair flight from England to anywhere, he would be eating the guitar analy. No way this would be allowed on European or Asian airlines.
Well,
First, Ryanair wouldn't have allowed the guitar as a free carry-on and would have asked a 100€ surcharge
Second, the staff would have interrupted this mess because they need to upsell the lottery tickets
They would ask money to the passengers to make them stop.
It's the new going door to door or bothering people in the street. The idea is for the Christians to be told to fuck off, and then they go back to their church crying how mean people were when they tried to spread their good news, and the congregation can have a bonding moment about how mean the world outside of their church is.
its the new crazy looney street corner preacher, actually. door to door is still jehovah witness thing. we have one that shows up consistently near a busy subway entrance.
eating the guitar analy
i think the kids call this boofing
In my day we called it introrectogestion
In the lgbt community we call it music to my anal
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
Shit like this makes me feel little bits of the truth came through the Bible. Missed by the men who'd use it for their own gain.
If there was a higher being a "God," I doubt they would be as cruel and barbaric as the books say. Why bother being that way? Maybe at one time, it wanted to be closer to us, but realized it wasn't good for us. Now we've got folks thinking they feel it, but "it" is probably long gone. Either exploring the universe and everything between or dead.
Could be, it's fundamentally unknowable. I see it like being super into WH40K lore. There's so much to learn, so many opinions and sometimes it's fun to think about but it's a hobby best kept to yourself or those who are interested in discussing it. It's not a thing to share by singing and praising the god emperor of mankind to a captive audience trapped in a metal tube with you.
Treat your religion like your penis:
- Do whatever the hell you want with it in private.
- If someone asks to see it, feel free to show them
- If you're with a group of people who all agreed to show each other your penises, go for it
- but please don't ever whip it out in public
- please don't cram it down kids throats either
I'm treating my religion like my penis - getting rid of it :p
I'm treating my penis like religion - I'm largely exaggerating stories about it that we're mostly made up.
these people think god is merciful, but hes actually quite spiteful/wrathful regardless of peoples devoutness. per the bible.
Suddenly start speaking in tongues. You cannot help it. The lord is drunk af, and is attempting to speak through you. It’s not your fault that the all-mighty is trying to follow an American football game, but cannot understand what is going on.
Touch down!!!! Jdjslfhaba Passer! Hooooooooolding! Hops ksitn djso off sides!!!! Joe Montananananananana!
I remember when Mike Pence, Donald Trump's first VP, talked about his religion was all about speaking in tongues. So when people mocked it, he took offense.
But my thinking - fuck that. One could argue that it's not mocking at all. That's just how God speaks to me. And God called you a dumbass.
what scares evangelicals more is speaking in latin or Aramaic.
May they receive the lord’s own unexpected rough air straight into the fucking ceiling and back down onto the corner of one of the metal service carts.
Seems like a perfect time to crank Uncle Fucker by Terrance and Philip and rock the joint proper.
That, or any copyrighted music.
They’re just doing this for TikGoon or instaspooge.
Don’t let them.
Rather be on one of those planes where the religious nutjobs were carrying box cutters. At least it's over sooner.
Just when I thought flying could not possibly be a more awful experience, a Christian shows me the way.
Time to open the emergency door.
Rerouting to Moscow
Just keep giving those tuning pegs a bit of a twist.
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