Seriously. What the fuck is this trend? And why doesn't the airline staff or other passengers do anything?

If they did this on a Ryanair flight from England to anywhere, he would be eating the guitar analy. No way this would be allowed on European or Asian airlines.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

They do this to a captive audience because if people had the choice, they wouldn’t willingly suffer this inanity. It’s rapist mentality and abhorrent behavior.

I swear I would lose it if this was my flight. The Sky bus is for everyone. THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS YOURS TO FUCK ABOUT IN. Sit down and be nice to each other.

May they receive the lord’s own unexpected rough air straight into the fucking ceiling and back down onto the corner of one of the metal service carts.

But if it were a different religion or ethnicity...

My husband has to go on a business trip next week and I'm really worried he'll get himself arrested confronting people like this. I'm a "just wasn't raised with religion" person but he's one of those atheists that has beef with Christianity because of how he was raised. It's personal. I don't think he could sit through this without absolutely losing his shit. In a just world, these people would be the ones getting arrested.

Rather be on one of those planes where the religious nutjobs were carrying box cutters. At least it's over sooner.

Christians: we should be assholes and then claim we’re the victims when we get punched or arrested.

I'd lean in to this so hard!

"Oh, Lord, I feeeeeel the Holy Spirit!
Cast out this evil demon within me!"

*punch happy clappers*
*smash guitar*

"It's a miracle! Satan has been cast out' I am free! Thank you Lord!
Finally I am at peace!"

*sit back down in my seat, close eyes and be asleep*

Seems like a perfect time to crank Uncle Fucker by Terrance and Philip and rock the joint proper.

Just when I thought flying could not possibly be a more awful experience, a Christian shows me the way.

If we are gonna have cults can we atleast have cults beyond our comprehension rather than this annoying bullshit?

Time to open the emergency door.

Pretty sure this gets them on a no fly list to heaven too

Nah nah nah fuck that guy like actually we would be fucking livid

There was a guy like that sitting on a bus I was on a couple of days ago. I asked him if he wanted the guitar wrapped around his neck or broken on his head. He got off at the next stop.

I don't put up with much.

Give stewarding staff permission to taze.

Suddenly start speaking in tongues. You cannot help it. The lord is drunk af, and is attempting to speak through you. It’s not your fault that the all-mighty is trying to follow an American football game, but cannot understand what is going on.

Touch down!!!! Jdjslfhaba Passer! Hooooooooolding! Hops ksitn djso off sides!!!! Joe Montananananananana!

You know your cult is good if the only way you get people to liaten to you is when you are trapped in a tibe in the sky.

Reminds me of the time a 'Manic Street Preacher' annoyed a bunch of Australians on the train ...

I'm too lazy to check but what airline is this?

I have an ongoing running inside joke with some friends that United Airlines is the most insane and simultaneously racist airline so I just wanna know if I can add this to the list lol.

Just keep giving those tuning pegs a bit of a twist.