On one hand these secret societies are silly as hell on the other hand there’s some great freemason buildings in my city (no longer used by them) plus they’ve managed to make new friends as adults which is no small feat
post
Is that the freemasons fault or is that a joke about their very dull reality?
The corporate executives and politicians who maintain the status quo make up senior leadership to the point it is beyond coincidence and lean into the deliberate intention.
You know, if someone is going to join a 'secret' society, they should at least join one that's actually secret
The Freemasons are functionally a country club and honestly they're pretty transparent about it all. Like not the internals, that's all chattenham house rules, but like you can just ask them about it
I've assumed for a while that freemasons are mostly chuds because of all the old people and the No PoLiTiCs rule.
I guess it depends on the 'branch'? I know a radical vegan hare Krishna Freemason.
An old friend had a side-job as a waiter/server in the local lodge. She had an NDA and wouldn't tell us too many details, but based on what they ate, I'd say either chuds or very old people (or both, I guess). Lots of meat, gravy and potatoes and very little else.
The biggest electoral left figure in France is openly freemason
Allende was a mason iirc
so was pinochet apparently 
Yeah, but you have to consider Freemasonism with Burger Characteristics.
Its just a petite bourgeois networking operation. The chuds in my town are almost all free masons and some of them work as real estate agents and their boss is also a free mason.
i've always assumed the masons existed so that guys could get their dick sucked by other guys in secret and I mean that both literally as in gay fellatio and also in the sense of being a sycophant
my great grandfather was a mason of some local repute
my grandfather was asked to be initiated and he was like
"actually i dont join things like this without knowing what you stand for, what you do, and what my place would be. Go fuck yourself."
annnnd now i'm realizing some shit about myself and where it came from as i say it lol
(to say i've flubbed and snubbed people for them not being willing to explain themselves is an understatement)
post in daylight or not at all imo
Secret society membership numbers really fell off after the Sasquatch hunting craze took off

this dog is conspiring to keep doggy treats expensive
What's wrong with the Masons?! I'm a Mason! Hey, that fella's talkin' about me!
And that makes a difference, doesn't it?
I'm stealing this:
This isn’t the lodge. Speak your mind...
I never realized that Freemason outfits were so
Dweebish
My father is/was a Freemason. Idk if he still is, I've disowned him. I used to mow his Lodge's lawn for a bit of extra money as a kid.
Anyway it's been turned into an illuminati themed tavern.
Anyway it's been turned into an illuminati themed tavern
So, still Freemasons then
why doesnt this guy just ring up the bilderburgs and rothschilds or whatever and tell them to cut it out smh
Free Mason are fucking weird. They are ideology all over the place. My father in law and his family are all masons. My wife thought about joining back in what we call "the before times" back before our eggs cracked and we were more reactionary. And the stuff she would tell me is wild.
You have to spill the beans and tell all the good stories now 
It’s just a social club for dudes. Guys gotta have some pageantry to excuse hanging out, but not the gay kind, to hang out regularly. Unless it’s a sports or drinking thing. Or if they're gay.
Or under 35.
Can you link to the post if you remember it? Im so fascinated with them
Tolstoy warned us about this.



top 50 comments