Dudes no longer allowed to rock 
Right? I thought this was America.
Daniel Ray Ballance of Quartzsite was taken into custody
a completely nude man surfing on top of the moving train
Nominative determinism strikes again
Forbid a man has hobbies.
dudes rock
Wait, USA has trains?
Only for oil tankers and hobo surfers

Dig deeper: Following his arrest, deputies noted that Ballance openly expressed his fondness for "vodka, beer and playing the banjo." He was booked into the local jail on a combination of felony and misdemeanor charges related to the train break-in and public exposure.
A man of simple pleasures I see.
"vodka, beer and playing the banjo."
That confirms it, this dude is clearly one of the few Crust Punk dudes who actually sticked with the lifestyle after 30. They're a rare breed these days, most drop out at around 27 to get a job at their dad's car dealership. DUDES ROCK!
(to unjerk here a bit, FYI, train hopping is like EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, while not one myself I used to hang with a lot of crusty types and man I've heard some horror stories about people getting their legs ripped off or nearly dying of diesel fume inhalation in tunnels. If you wanna be like a hobo punk type go for it but stick to hitchhiking, a random stranger's car is safer than jumping on a train)
Hobos do exist.
Other interests he listed was The Big Rock Candy Mountains and Beans
I'm not a stabbin' hobo; I'm a singin' hobo!
🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕
nothing beats
the hobo life
stabbing folks with my ho-bo-kniiiife

Oh shit, that's a crime? In Colorado? 
blasting the horn is the new jorkin it
Comedy will be legal again!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hiking
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning"
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The big rock candy mountain"
Does he have a YouTube channel?
Chapotraphouse
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